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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Romney May Be Out…

posted by on February 7 at 15:24 PM

… But you can still get personalized voice mail from him on his web site, where, for just $25, he (or a convincing robot simulacrum) will leave a message saying he’s the only candidate who will fight against the radical homosexual anti-Jesus Islamic jihad agenda… or whatever you want him to say.

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it's free actually to send your friend a creepy prank call.

it only costs $25 if you want mitt to leave your outgoing greeting for your voicemail box!

Posted by Kevin | February 7, 2008 3:32 PM
2

Can I get him to say he's my Huggy Bear with Special Underwear?

Hmmm, maybe my brother in NYC might like that ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 7, 2008 3:33 PM
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Erica, Mitt himself IS a creepy robot simulacrum. He is what aliens would use to infiltrate, thinking that's what humans actually looked and acted like.

Posted by Geni | February 7, 2008 4:02 PM
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hmm, if i send phone messages to my friends will they be on a perpetual republican phone-list? Oh well i already sent them so who cares

Posted by vooodooo84 | February 7, 2008 4:47 PM

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