Religion O They Will Know We Are Christians By…
posted by on February 1 at 9:47 AM
…the 14 year-old girls chained to our beds.
A Grabill man admitted Thursday to charges that he had sex with a 14-year-old girl after chaining her to a bed…. Cowan was arrested in November after the girl told police that Cowan, whom she met on the Internet, picked her up from her Rochester home and took her to his parents’ home in Grabill.He chained her wrists and ankles to the bed and had sex with her twice, then left to go to church before returning to the home to have sex again, court documents said.
The girl alleges, according to the report, that “not all the instances were consensual.” And for the record: There’s nothing with chaining up someone that wants to be chained up, and having sex with that chained-up someone, so long as that chained up someone is of legal age and all of the instances of sex-having-with-chained-up-person are consensual.
Thanks to Slog tipper Chris.
Hmmm. Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. Not with a 14-year-old, though. Um...how do I get her phone number?
@1 - Perv.
;-)
Rope is better.
Well, come on, she's not going to be 14 FOREVER.
Unless your "partner" is 14, and then you may need to cultivate your tastes to map to the desires of your fellow cellies.
Hope the guy's a switch!
I feel like I need to get some more wrist and ankle restraints. Hmm... I bet they'd make a good Valentine's Day gift.
Again with the prison-rape jokes.
How can he explain, when there are few words he can choose...
Let's see. He left her chained to his bed and went to church for an hour/couple of hours. Hard to believe that she wasn't in the mood by the time he came back.
I love the part about "not all of the sex was consentual." Honey, I know you're only 14 and all, but let me explain a few things to you. Firstly, once you let the guy tie you to the bed, all of the sex is consentual.
Wow... leaving someone tied up alone is never a good idea. Even on Sunday morning.
Actually, 5280, you've missed a step.
When you're 14, NONE of the sex is consensual.
Yup, Fnarf, read you 5x5 on that.
Fnarf @5: that was gold.
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