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Friday, February 1, 2008

O They Will Know We Are Christians By…

posted by on February 1 at 9:47 AM

…the 14 year-old girls chained to our beds.

A Grabill man admitted Thursday to charges that he had sex with a 14-year-old girl after chaining her to a bed…. Cowan was arrested in November after the girl told police that Cowan, whom she met on the Internet, picked her up from her Rochester home and took her to his parentsí home in Grabill.

He chained her wrists and ankles to the bed and had sex with her twice, then left to go to church before returning to the home to have sex again, court documents said.

The girl alleges, according to the report, that “not all the instances were consensual.” And for the record: There’s nothing with chaining up someone that wants to be chained up, and having sex with that chained-up someone, so long as that chained up someone is of legal age and all of the instances of sex-having-with-chained-up-person are consensual.

Thanks to Slog tipper Chris.

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1

Hmmm. Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. Not with a 14-year-old, though. Um...how do I get her phone number?

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 1, 2008 9:53 AM
2

@1 - Perv.

Posted by Hernandez | February 1, 2008 9:59 AM
3

;-)

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 1, 2008 10:01 AM
4

Rope is better.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 1, 2008 10:01 AM
5

Well, come on, she's not going to be 14 FOREVER.

Posted by Fnarf | February 1, 2008 10:02 AM
6

Unless your "partner" is 14, and then you may need to cultivate your tastes to map to the desires of your fellow cellies.

Hope the guy's a switch!

Posted by Westside forever | February 1, 2008 10:05 AM
7

I feel like I need to get some more wrist and ankle restraints. Hmm... I bet they'd make a good Valentine's Day gift.

Posted by Greg | February 1, 2008 10:16 AM
8

Again with the prison-rape jokes.

Posted by Fnarf | February 1, 2008 10:21 AM
9

How can he explain, when there are few words he can choose...

Posted by kinaidos | February 1, 2008 10:26 AM
10

Let's see. He left her chained to his bed and went to church for an hour/couple of hours. Hard to believe that she wasn't in the mood by the time he came back.

Posted by keshmeshi | February 1, 2008 10:30 AM
11

I love the part about "not all of the sex was consentual." Honey, I know you're only 14 and all, but let me explain a few things to you. Firstly, once you let the guy tie you to the bed, all of the sex is consentual.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 1, 2008 10:38 AM
12

Wow... leaving someone tied up alone is never a good idea. Even on Sunday morning.

Posted by Cinders | February 1, 2008 10:41 AM
13

Actually, 5280, you've missed a step.

When you're 14, NONE of the sex is consensual.

Posted by Fnarf | February 1, 2008 10:43 AM
14

Yup, Fnarf, read you 5x5 on that.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 1, 2008 10:53 AM
15

Fnarf @5: that was gold.

Posted by Aislinn | February 1, 2008 10:54 AM

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