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Friday, February 8, 2008

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posted by on February 8 at 14:12 PM

Really, why would any sane person step foot in Dubai after reading this?

A father-of-three who was found with a microscopic speck of cannabis stuck to the bottom of one of his shoes has been sentenced to four years in a Dubai prison.

Keith Brown, a council youth development officer, was travelling through the United Arab Emirates on his way back to England when he was stopped as he walked through Dubai’s main airport.

A search by customs officials uncovered a speck of cannabis weighing just 0.003g - so small it would be invisible to the naked eye and weighing less than a grain of sugar - on the tread of one of his shoes.

Another man was jailed in Dubai for “possession” of three poppy seeds, “left over from a bread roll he ate at Heathrow Airport,” according to the report. A British TV producer is in jail in Dubai for possession of melatonin. You can also be jailed in Dubai for possession if authorities find trace amounts of drugs in your urine.

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1

because dubai is a boomtown & most humans could give a shit about ethics, as they are desparate for money.

melatonin is illegal? i use that for jet lag, so i always take it with me overseas.

Posted by max solomon | February 8, 2008 2:22 PM
2

fucking savages
try to tell me these barbarians dont need some "civilising"

Posted by linus | February 8, 2008 2:26 PM
3

So much for Dubai's plan to be the world's #1 tourist spot.

Posted by Fnarf | February 8, 2008 2:28 PM
4

no kidding.

Posted by infrequent | February 8, 2008 2:38 PM
5

Add that to the fact that 'mos are really welcome there and I'll be sure to buy some of their waterfront property real soon.

Posted by Dave Coffman | February 8, 2008 2:41 PM
6

Step foot?

Posted by Idiom police | February 8, 2008 2:47 PM
7

Well, scratch that one off my list.

Posted by Greg | February 8, 2008 2:52 PM
8

Dubai is just Saudi Arabia with a nice facade.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 8, 2008 2:55 PM
9

We enforce our zero tolerance to a precision of ten thousandths.

Posted by mmbb | February 8, 2008 2:56 PM
10

It's all worth it for the indoor ski slope.

Posted by Jerry | February 8, 2008 3:00 PM
11

Don't forget the French teenage boy who was raped (and possibly infected with AIDS) by some guys in Dubai ... and then threatened with prison for homosexuality after his parents reported the crime to the authorities: http://boycottdubai.com.

Posted by Nandor | February 8, 2008 3:02 PM
12

These "people" aren't even animals, they're vermin. Even cockroaches are above them on the evolutionary ladder.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 8, 2008 3:09 PM
13

You know they stopped this guy and combed him over only because he's black and dressed all rasta.

Posted by markinthepark | February 8, 2008 3:17 PM
14

That place is creepy. They can have their rich, drug-free, fake world to themselves. I'm never going there!

Posted by teenburger | February 8, 2008 3:19 PM
15

How can you possibly prove that a flake of anything on the sole of one's shoe is yours? Are they going to prosecute people with paper money, since (according to legend) it all has traces of cocaine on it?

Posted by Fnarf | February 8, 2008 3:54 PM
16

@12
By "people" do you mean the authorities or legislatives in the UAE, or the 4.5 million people who live there?

Posted by Megan W | February 8, 2008 3:57 PM
17

Heeeey...great way to get rid of somebody for four years. Someone should have given George Bush a free trip to Dubai with a little somethin' in his suitcase in 2002. Hindsight is 20/20.

Posted by muggims | February 8, 2008 4:00 PM
18

@1:

Apparently, melatonin, although perfectly legal to purchase and possess just about everywhere else in the world is illegal in Dubai.

In addition, most drugs prescribed for you by your doctor are also illegal there.

@13:

That's probably not at all implausible, as they're just as racist there as they are homophobic. Most of the horror stories you hear of a similar nature to these almost always involve either non-whites, or whites who display some sort of "ethnic" appearance (e.g. dredlocks).

Posted by COMTE | February 8, 2008 4:02 PM
19

Bah hahahaha! Muggims - you crack me up ;)

Posted by Anna Montana | February 8, 2008 4:03 PM
20

teenburger @14:

Agreed. If I was crazy rich, I can think of a thousand places I'd rather go than this sterile, self-contained universe.

Posted by Matthew | February 8, 2008 4:10 PM
21

It's all a ploy to make US drug policies seem reasonable.

Posted by Gitai | February 8, 2008 4:23 PM
22

Remember that most of that startling skyline in Dubai was built with slave labor, most of it Pakistani or Palestinian.

I'd like to see some State Department action on this if it starts happening to Americans. So far it mostly seems to be Brits. Why hasn't the Brown government done anything? Dubai has no oil, they are wholly dependent on the good will of outsiders. Withdraw it. Start by refusing permission for British teams to play in March's Dubai World Cup horse race. Make Man Utd withdraw their training school.

Did Michael Jackson and David Beckham ever buy those retarded "islands" they were rumored to be considering?

Posted by Fnarf | February 8, 2008 4:27 PM
23

My kids, ages 8 & 11 take melatonin almost every night to help them fall asleep...

Posted by I Got Nuthin | February 8, 2008 4:31 PM
24

Who flies airplanes into these places? Even Indiana Jones would make a detour.

Posted by denim | February 8, 2008 6:23 PM
25

@16, the people who are making up and enforcing these idiotic rules - and the dipshit mullahs and ayatollahs who are behind them.

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 8, 2008 7:12 PM
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24 - Dubai is one of the biggest air hubs in the world, staging flights between Europe, Asia and Africa. It might even be in the top ten.

Posted by Fnarf | February 8, 2008 7:17 PM
27

lets invade dubai!!!??

Posted by stdzrock | February 8, 2008 7:29 PM
28
Apparently, melatonin, although perfectly legal to purchase and possess just about everywhere else in the world is illegal in Dubai.
Not to mention that it is a naturally occuring hormone found in all living creatures, including us...
Posted by Jamey | February 8, 2008 8:30 PM
29

So where did that tiny speck of cannabis come from? Some other traveler at the Dubai airport apparently made it under their radar screen.

Posted by RainMan | February 8, 2008 8:58 PM
30

And the scary part of the story is all of the folks proclaiming they would never set foot in Dubai...yet as Fnarf notes @26, Dubai is a huge air hub...it's the Schipol of the middle east. So you may have no choice but to set foot there without really going out of your way.

And like the dude in the story get nabbed for flippin' nothing.

Posted by gnossos | February 8, 2008 10:57 PM
31

I just came back from Dubai. It is a boomtown; the skyscapers are climbing ever higher and they're busy building islands in the sea as we speak.

Yes, it's an odd, autocratic place. But for the 80% of the population that are third-nation citizens (the 'slave labor' referred to @22), it represents economic opportunity -- something not always available in their home countries. I worked with an Indian guy while I was there and he thought Dubai was great.

More puzzling is the attraction for the rich Westerners they hope to attract. Sure the shopping is great & weather's fine (wintertime only), but it's really just the best of a bad lot as far as Persian Gulf vacation spots go. Pretty rough neighborhood all 'round.

And, obviously, don't expect to stone out.

Posted by Andy M | February 9, 2008 1:24 AM
32

Ugh, and my former school (NYU) is building a new campus there. Terrible, terrible idea.

Posted by GirlAnachronism | February 9, 2008 12:20 PM

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