Comments on Mike Huckabee Lays Out His 2008 Masterplan

"A few weeks ago, I stood at Chuck Norris’ ranch before a crowd of people..."

Maximum lol right here.

That's "Total Gym", not Bowflex. Research, Ryan, research!

Huckabee doesn't have to pay attention to the Texas polls. If he starts to fall behind, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick the ballot boxes until each ballot changes to Huckabee.

Ah, but you forget, God's gonna give him a "miracle." It wouldn't surprise me a bit if he's praying for McCain to drop dead.

If Huckabee is able to split the Republican party along regional lines, then maybe there is a god.

And it might even make it safe to nominate Hillary. I still think Obama's the only one we can count on, but if Huckabee puts them in total chaos, then Hillary would have a decent shot too.

Huckabee - only slightly worse than McCain.

America wants neither.

God will provide Huck with his miracle - McCain dropping dead before the convention.

Not that I have a spare $25 to throw around right at this moment... but isn't it to our (Democrats') advantage to have Huck around longer keeping McCain distracted?

Dan's Huckabee for President t-shirt last night was amazing. We should all start sporting them - the money helps keep a distracting Republican candidate around longer, and ironic t-shirts are a gift that keeps on giving!

Huckabee's just having a good time. He's got money, and no particular place to be, so he'll ride it out as long as he can.

I just got promoted to Staffer on Kingmaker for my predictions in The General's Pool. Kingmaker is like fantasy football for political dorks.