Slog - Comments on Mike Huckabee Lays Out His 2008 Masterplan http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl The Hucka-strategy becomes clear, if slightly mad: he's hoping to take it to the convention, and he's convinced that Texas is going to put him there. A few weeks ago, I stood at Chuck Norris' ranch before a crowd of people and said that Texas would be the place where the dynamics of this race changed dramatically in our favor. Since then, after winning West Virginia, Tennessee, Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas and Louisiana and fighting close races in Washington, Oklahoma, Missouri and Virginia we have positioned ourselves to do just that. Remember the Republican nominee must have 1,191 votes to... Copyright 2008 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:40:58 -0800 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 14:15:24 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by laterite "A few weeks ago, I stood at Chuck Norris’ ranch before a crowd of people..."


Maximum lol right here.

]]> laterite http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939676 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939676 2008 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:48:24 -0800 Comment by steve That's "Total Gym", not Bowflex. Research, Ryan, research!

]]> steve http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939680 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939680 2008 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:49:37 -0800 Comment by Hernandez Huckabee doesn't have to pay attention to the Texas polls. If he starts to fall behind, Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick the ballot boxes until each ballot changes to Huckabee.

]]> Hernandez http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939688 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939688 2008 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:53:49 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty Ah, but you forget, God's gonna give him a "miracle." It wouldn't surprise me a bit if he's praying for McCain to drop dead.

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939712 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939712 2008 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:05:59 -0800 Comment by elenchos If Huckabee is able to split the Republican party along regional lines, then maybe there is a god.

And it might even make it safe to nominate Hillary. I still think Obama's the only one we can count on, but if Huckabee puts them in total chaos, then Hillary would have a decent shot too.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939718 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939718 2008 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:09:34 -0800 Comment by Will in Seattle Huckabee - only slightly worse than McCain.

America wants neither.

]]> Will in Seattle http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939721 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939721 2008 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:10:16 -0800 Comment by umvue God will provide Huck with his miracle - McCain dropping dead before the convention.

]]> umvue http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939770 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939770 2008 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:27:08 -0800 Comment by Mickymse Not that I have a spare $25 to throw around right at this moment... but isn't it to our (Democrats') advantage to have Huck around longer keeping McCain distracted?

]]> Mickymse http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939791 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939791 2008 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:41:20 -0800 Comment by Aislinn Dan's Huckabee for President t-shirt last night was amazing. We should all start sporting them - the money helps keep a distracting Republican candidate around longer, and ironic t-shirts are a gift that keeps on giving!

]]> Aislinn http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939798 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939798 2008 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:47:52 -0800 Comment by Fnarf Huckabee's just having a good time. He's got money, and no particular place to be, so he'll ride it out as long as he can.

]]> Fnarf http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939799 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/mike_huckabee_lays_out_his_2008_masterpl#c939799 2008 Fri, 15 Feb 2008 12:49:03 -0800 Comment by Carollani I just got promoted to Staffer on Kingmaker for my predictions in The General's Pool. Kingmaker is like fantasy football for political dorks.

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