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Wednesday, February 20, 2008

John McCain’s Bimbo Eruption

posted by on February 20 at 20:57 PM

NYT:

Early in Senator John McCain’s first run for the White House eight years ago, waves of anxiety swept through his small circle of advisers.

A female lobbyist had been turning up with him at fund-raisers, visiting his offices and accompanying him on a client’s corporate jet. Convinced the relationship had become romantic, some of his top advisers intervened to protect the candidate from himself—instructing staff members to block the woman’s access, privately warning her away and repeatedly confronting him, several people involved in the campaign said on the condition of anonymity….

The lobbyist, a partner at the firm Alcalde & Fay, represented telecommunications companies for whom Mr. McCain’s commerce committee was pivotal. Her clients contributed tens of thousands of dollars to his campaigns.

Mr. Black said Mr. McCain and Ms. Iseman were friends and nothing more. But in 1999 she began showing up so frequently in his offices and at campaign events that staff members took notice. One recalled asking, “Why is she always around?”.

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1

Here's part of the denial (see Politico for more) from his spokesperson:

"John McCain has a 24-year record of serving our country with honor and integrity. He has never violated the public trust, never done favors for special interests or lobbyists, and he will not allow a smear campaign to distract from the issues at stake in this election."

With no comment at all on whether or not he "had sex with that woman."

Posted by Quincy | February 20, 2008 9:20 PM
2

Why is this important? I don't get it.

I'm all for making millionaire politicians look stupid. Does this make him look stupid?

Did this alleged relationship happen during one of his many marriages? Is that why this is a problem?

Did he say he would never fuck a lobbyist or something?

Posted by patrick | February 20, 2008 9:33 PM
3

Not a big deal (or surprise) but there's a technicality that could get him. McCain appears to have defended the interests Iseman worked for.

Posted by Jake | February 20, 2008 9:41 PM
4

I guess I understand why this is being reported. It's another fun addition to the Britany-esque coverages of this primary season. Plus, if I were John McCain, I would think this to be a great time to leak the story and hope it gets skipped over in primary coverage, to preempt it becoming a major story in, say, October.

That said, wow, I couldn't care less. This kind of thing would only be interesting to me if he had, say, tried to legislate to execute cheaters or something like that. It's not as if he's even opposed to divorce -- he divorced his 1st wife basically because of midlife crisis, from what I understand.

There was zero chance of him getting my vote before this story, and that hasn't changed. But it wouldn't change my opinion of Clinton (ha!) or Obama either.

Posted by Michelle in OH | February 20, 2008 9:41 PM
5

(Or maybe the McCainites secretly want the story out there to prove Old Grampa Munster's still gots it goin on?)

Posted by Andy Niable | February 20, 2008 9:42 PM
6

At least Monica wasn't a lobbyist. What if Ms. Iseman was working for the Russians or - god forbid - the Islamo-fascist terrorists? Would McCain exhibit similarly poor judgment in the White House?

Posted by Jim Demetre | February 20, 2008 9:43 PM
7

I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I mean look at my wife, she's freakin hot! Way hotter than Hillary anyway. Plus, everyone knows that I am an asexual robot sent to this planet to spread mediocrity throughout the universe.

Posted by John McCain | February 20, 2008 9:43 PM
8

Barack might have some competition over which candidate is the worst reincarnation of JFK now.

Posted by johnnie | February 20, 2008 9:44 PM
9

#3 is correct.

@2: The sex thing isn't an issue for a lot of folks. However, according to Bay Buchanan, the GOP is the party of family values, and they would not have voted for him had they known this in December.

Posted by Tony | February 20, 2008 9:44 PM
10

The issue isn't sex. It's none of anyone's business, and it was eight years ago. The issue is favors for lobbyists -- the ethical issue that McCain has run on. It's also the issue of how stable a candidate is when his staff have to intervene in his personal relationships to protect him. Is he his own man?

Posted by Fnarf | February 20, 2008 9:48 PM
11

Does anyone else think Huckabee has found his miracle?

He already released an email to his supporters tonight that emphasizes his family values....


Posted by ghostlawns | February 20, 2008 9:53 PM
12

ghostlawns, isn't that like Rev Hutch releasing an email emphasizing his belief in the power of prayer (to do anything)? Not terribly surprising, given.

Posted by johnnie | February 20, 2008 9:56 PM
13

"John McCain has a 24-year record of serving our country with honor and integrity. He has never violated the public trust, never done favors for special interests or lobbyists, and he will not allow a smear campaign to distract from the issues at stake in this election."

Google "Charles Keating" and get back to me on this statement.......

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 20, 2008 9:56 PM
14

it's okay, he believes in the sanctity of marriage:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7DHscURg3E

except his own marriage(s), apparently.

Posted by jaykay | February 20, 2008 9:56 PM
15

@10

You're absolutely right - it's not the sex, it's the fact that he was played by a young lobbyist hottie. What an old fool.

Posted by Jim Demetre | February 20, 2008 9:57 PM
16

This is a non-issue. Come back with something important. This is even dumber than the Obama plagerizing non-event!

Posted by Suz | February 20, 2008 10:01 PM
17

She's 40 years old?!?

Whoa. Talk about being ridden hard and put away wet...

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 20, 2008 10:07 PM
18

By the wsy, for those keeping score, that's not sexist, it's ageist.

John McCain is really old too, and has cheeks like a giant hampchester.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 20, 2008 10:08 PM
19

@18

The cheeks? That's the botox.

Posted by Jim Demetre | February 20, 2008 10:14 PM
20

While we're judging him based upon his family values, how about abandoning your first wife (the one who waited while you were a P.O.W.) and then when you get back... well, let's hear it from Grampa Munster himself:

During their time in Jacksonville, the McCains' marriage began to falter. McCain had extramarital affairs, and he would later say, "My marriage's collapse was attributable to my own selfishness and immaturity more than it was to Vietnam, and I cannot escape blame by pointing a finger at the war. The blame was entirely mine." (From wikipedia)

Posted by Andy Niable | February 20, 2008 10:35 PM
21

@19,

I thought it was silicone.

Posted by keshmeshi | February 20, 2008 10:50 PM
22

So she got preggers too?

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 20, 2008 11:32 PM
23

Jim (@6) and Fnarf (@10) have undoutedly hit on the Democrat's party line for why its okay to use this against him: it's not about sex, it's about integrity. Now where have I heard that argument before?

Posted by David Wright | February 20, 2008 11:43 PM
24

You have to imagine that the leaders of the Republican party are in tears, thankful that they have a sex scandal that's of the straight variety for a change. Ya know, just sayin'.

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | February 21, 2008 12:10 AM
25

@17 "She's 40 years old?!?"

She's 40 *now*. This stuff supposedly happened about 8 years ago though. So McCain was roughly 63 and she was roughly 32.

(And Cindy McCain is about 54 now and thus was around 46 during the lobby girl stuff.)

Posted by stinkbug | February 21, 2008 12:49 AM
26

McCain can be attracted to God's female Jack Nicholson if he feels like it, right?

Posted by Kent Cudgel | February 21, 2008 6:01 AM
27

Wonder if she has a blue dress in her closet?

Posted by jeffg166 | February 21, 2008 6:22 AM
28

Man, why would you even become a politician if not to bone hot young opportunists?

Posted by Kiru Banzai | February 21, 2008 6:27 AM
29

Who said lobbyists are prostitutes?

Posted by ratcityreprobate | February 21, 2008 7:19 AM
30

Judging from the pics, I'd have put her in her early 50s....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 21, 2008 7:21 AM
31

This is further proof that John McCain is not a true conservative. The NYT didn't even mention sex with young boys once in that entire article.

Posted by Mac | February 21, 2008 7:25 AM
32

Yawn. This story has no legs, especially considering the how the 42nd President got away with far more depraved assignations.

Posted by raindrop | February 21, 2008 7:41 AM
33

Actually, the 42nd President got impeached for those assignations.

Although he most certainly got off, in the end.

The Republicans turning the other cheeck while McCain bones a corporate lobbyist in a borrowed business jet sets a dangerous double-standard, don't you think?

And if there's anything a Conservative cannot abide, it is a double-standard.....

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 21, 2008 7:46 AM
34

Retroactive edit: "cheek"

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 21, 2008 7:48 AM
35

The NYT has been working on this story for several weeks. You'd think that it would cause them pause not to endorse McCain for the New York primary, but they went ahead and endorsed him. Odd.

Posted by raindrop | February 21, 2008 8:03 AM
36

It's probably a principled approach, Raindrop.

See, McCain flew around in his lobbyist mistress' corporate jet at private expense.

Giuliani had his mistress driven around by the New York police at the taxpayer's expense.

Which Republican candidate shows more commitment to cutting government spending?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 21, 2008 8:09 AM
37

Grandpa! You old dog.

Posted by superyeadon | February 21, 2008 9:33 AM

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