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I think you need to send a mole in.

Posted by Fnarf | February 26, 2008 12:46 PM
2

Please. Nobody in their right mind would sleep with that manbearpig. Oh, wait, I forgot that Mike Jones has absolutely no standards.

Silly me!

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 26, 2008 12:59 PM
3

You don't need to sleep with him. Just keep a close eye on who goes in and out of the bathroom.

Posted by Fnarf | February 26, 2008 1:02 PM
4

Preference given to cute young twinks with tight asses. Who's kidding whom?

Posted by Fifty-Two-Eighty | February 26, 2008 1:04 PM
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"...in order to best utilize [sic] their talents." I've said all along that Larry Craig is the victim of a grave injustice, and that we should let thousands of defendants like him who pleaded guilty under duress change their pleas. But I have no tolerance for this utilize shit. It's USE, motherfucker. USE! In order to best USE their talents.

The Senate should kick this creep out.

Posted by elenchos | February 26, 2008 1:17 PM
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Well I recommend someone to keep an eye on the someone who will be keeping an eye on Larry Craig.

Next stop: rapeland.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 26, 2008 1:18 PM
7

I'd insist on a key to a private bathroom.

Just a hint to potential interns ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 26, 2008 1:39 PM
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Posted: No Soft Shoeing

Posted by Lloyd Clydesdale | February 26, 2008 2:36 PM
9

Send in Adrian Ryan to be the mole...

Posted by michael strangeways | February 26, 2008 2:52 PM
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@7: Depending on which Senate office building he's in, he'll have his own private bathroom.

Posted by Dave Coffman | February 26, 2008 3:04 PM
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This fool is still in the US senate? HOW?

Posted by YO | February 26, 2008 8:10 PM

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