Comments on Currently Hanging (In My South African Flat)

Half the pictures I take of my dogs or cats are just their asshole. Back when I used film, they'd tilt their head in that cute way, and CLICK! Awesome cute picture.

Now? Dog tilts head. You click the digital camera, and compute, compute, compute, compute... "CLICK!" In quotes, because it's just a canned recording of a simulated camera click sound. And by then the critter has turned around and is walking away from you, tail raised high.

Digital cameras and Dan Savage are the reason anal is mainstream now.

Not having a good time, dear?

Magic Dolphin art is the only kind of art worth looking at.

http://www.dolphins-unlimited.com/oppage.html?show=art

You could cover them with some decorative fabric.

simple solution; go to google image and download some sexy pictures of naked hunks, print them, and tape them to the screwed in pictures to cover up the offending banality.

Yeah, keshmeshi, but where on earth is he going to find decorative textiles in AFRICA?

Beats Jen Graves by a mile.....

@6,

I can't possibly guess.

But if he does go that route, he needs to get the real stuff. Hint: if it looks like something you can buy in the U.S., it's tourist trap garbage.

This made me laugh out loud. Good job.