Visual Art Currently Hanging (In My South African Flat)
posted by on February 6 at 10:31 AM
“Hello, I am a dolphin. I was, unfortunately, drawn by someone who considered Lisa Frank her own personal idol. That’s my cousin in the water below. He’s bigger because people who draw pictures as retarded as this one don’t understand the idea of scale. When you look at me, I hope you’ll think restful thoughts even though there is a volcano in a state of eruption behind me. If you can’t fall asleep, if this picture is too ‘hectic’ for you, good luck taking me down because my picture has literally been screwed into the walls.”
“Hello, I am a duck’s ass hole. Someone took a photograph of me and put me in your hallway, next to the door, to greet everyone who came inside. Just like the dolphin picture, I’ve been drilled into the walls, so good fucking luck taking me down. God I hate being involved in such a cliche picture. I’m sorry I’m on your wall. Also, I’m sorry for being born.”
Half the pictures I take of my dogs or cats are just their asshole. Back when I used film, they'd tilt their head in that cute way, and CLICK! Awesome cute picture.
Now? Dog tilts head. You click the digital camera, and compute, compute, compute, compute... "CLICK!" In quotes, because it's just a canned recording of a simulated camera click sound. And by then the critter has turned around and is walking away from you, tail raised high.
Digital cameras and Dan Savage are the reason anal is mainstream now.
Not having a good time, dear?
Magic Dolphin art is the only kind of art worth looking at.
http://www.dolphins-unlimited.com/oppage.html?show=art
You could cover them with some decorative fabric.
simple solution; go to google image and download some sexy pictures of naked hunks, print them, and tape them to the screwed in pictures to cover up the offending banality.
Yeah, keshmeshi, but where on earth is he going to find decorative textiles in AFRICA?
Beats Jen Graves by a mile.....
@6,
I can't possibly guess.
But if he does go that route, he needs to get the real stuff. Hint: if it looks like something you can buy in the U.S., it's tourist trap garbage.
This made me laugh out loud. Good job.
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