This is by far the most significant Slog post I have ever read.

@1: Did you see Erica's deep-fried bacon cheese dogs?

http://slog.thestranger.com/2007/03/post_135

Actually, I guess they were Jonah's. But they were for Erica's benefit.

I'm going to start eating my Grape-Nuts out of these bowls...

I want to make this, but instead of salad, I'm gonna bake a mini quiche inside of it... Fuck yeah!

This is my favorite of all bacon recipes though:

http://www.speakeasy.org/~sjmaks/bcb/index.html

@4 THAT is pure genius.

Paul Constant, I (heart) you!

@4 - I'm vegan, and I have to agree: that is pure genius.

— I've been vegan since 1992. But, bacon still drives me crazy! I will go on the record in saying that it goes well with everything. I miss it. Always will. Bacon, I love you.

What an elegant low-carb alternative to the BLT, and one can fill these with just about anything and thereby have a handy test for rooting out those pesky false-covert jews.

Breakfast just got a bacon facelift! Now if itjust could be turned into a leakless cup for a bloody mary....

that is a little bit of cool, and a whole lot of AWESOME, I love you bacon, to the bottom of my clogged heart...

@8, for non-meateaters that still desire bacon, there's always Bacon Salt.

It's vegetarian and makes anything taste like bacon!
It's even kosher.

Absolutely beautiful.

i don't suppose there's a copy of the Stranger from 2001-2002 with the terrorist-repelling bacon suit laying around the Stranger offices that could be scanned and posted on SLOG?

I think I'm actually going to cry. This is like some sort of sublime revelation.

LOSE faith in humanity is more like it.

i'd eat that in a red hot minute, though.

@10: You are a man or woman after my own heart.