Slog - Comments on Hillary is Mom Jeans http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans Hillary wants you to leave Britney alone. Hillary wears socks with sandals. Hillary writes everything in Comic Sans. Hillary hardly ever understands why the Far Side is funny. And dozens more to be found here. (Also: barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com; thanks for the links, Robby.)... Copyright 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:17:35 -0800 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:44:16 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Mike in Pioneer Square What? How stupid. This is just further evidence of the complete ignorance and immaturity of Obama supporters.

]]> Mike in Pioneer Square http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947448 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947448 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:52:15 -0800 Comment by whoa http://hillaryclintonisyournewbicycle.com is better!

the best one though, is

http://johnmccainisyournewbicycle.com

]]> whoa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947449 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947449 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 18:57:08 -0800 Comment by hee haw! Mike in Pioneer Square is constantly checking his breath.

]]> hee haw! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947454 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947454 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:11:45 -0800 Comment by Gay Jesus Hillary Clinton will wear a Yamika, and manually drop a cluster bomb out of a moving jet on the Muslim village of your choice, if you donate money to her now.

]]> Gay Jesus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947455 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947455 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:12:10 -0800 Comment by Ready? No worries, Mike in PS. You can join me in voting for McCain!

]]> Ready? http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947461 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947461 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:22:14 -0800 Comment by tsm Hillary doesn't wipe down the machines when she's done.

Hillary sent you an email with "Fwd: Fwd: FWD:" in the title.

Hillary comes with hidden finance charges.

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947464 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947464 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:27:35 -0800 Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty Almost ready, @5. And @4, that's yarmulke, shitforbrains.

]]> Fifty-Two-Eighty http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947469 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947469 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:33:42 -0800 Comment by Clint Hillary told your mom you smoke...

]]> Clint http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947473 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947473 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:41:45 -0800 Comment by Ready? 5280, I'm serious.

]]> Ready? http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947474 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947474 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:45:42 -0800 Comment by Papayas Uhm, don't put this on Obama suppporters. A few dumbasses do not a President make.

This is the kind of foolishness that causes some (foolish) feminists to vote for Clinton to make a point. The sexism directed at Clinton is overwhelming. The website about her is a great example of that sexism. However, voting for her does not make the sexism go away, it will only cause the Democrats to lose the general election.

]]> Papayas http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947475 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947475 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 19:46:18 -0800 Comment by Laurence Ballard Racism may be America's wound, but misogyny is the underlying sepsis.

]]> Laurence Ballard http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947483 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947483 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:06:10 -0800 Comment by Bob God, when the Islamoterrorists finally hit the shores in Zodiac rafts all they need are Hillary and Obama masks and clown suits to bring you whiny shits to your knees. Jesus.

I'm sorry your daycare workers hid the new toys from some of you. But hey, Reactive Attachment Disorder is just ADHD for the new millennium.

The GOP is going to mow down Obama and his freshly diapered constituents like a brand new Toro rear bagger in a flat yard of 4 inch bluegrass. Man up.

]]> Bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947488 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947488 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:13:59 -0800 Comment by Chris in Tampa How is this sexist?

]]> Chris in Tampa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947489 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947489 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:14:15 -0800 Comment by Tix Credit to http://barackobamaisyournewnanny.com/

Barack Obama is, indeed, your new nanny. What, you mean you don't want to pay for everyone else's healthcare?

]]> Tix http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947491 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947491 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:16:59 -0800 Comment by Bob Because it's mean!

]]> Bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947492 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947492 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:17:20 -0800 Comment by Chris in Tampa I wonder if some people see a website like this, no matter how crudely done, and assume that people spent hundreds of dollars and man-hours to create it with the sole purpose of ruining someone's career.

Why else would you get so upset over something so trivial and obviously innocent?

]]> Chris in Tampa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947493 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947493 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:19:21 -0800 Comment by Mike in Pioneer Square Oh I see the Obama link now - my bad. (Hangs head in shame.) His don't even make sense, though.

]]> Mike in Pioneer Square http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947495 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947495 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:23:00 -0800 Comment by brandon chris, if you can't see the sexism in "hillary faked the funk on a nasty dunk" or "hillary let dingos take your baby," then you're clearly a part of the problem. there's just no reasoning with people like you. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS. now go beg your mother for forgiveness.

]]> brandon http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947497 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947497 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:24:17 -0800 Comment by JJ I've been amazed at the subtle racism coming into play about Obama. I watched footage today of a Clinton rally and a supporter was holding a sign that said "Obama can sure TALK GOOD but Clinton SPEAKS WELL".

Disgusting. I don't blame Clinton herself for their racist, shrill supporters but I wish Clintonites would extend that same courtesy when describing Obama.

Just because some of his supporters are voting for Obama based solely on inspiration, doesn't mean he has no policies. In fact, I think every election there is probably a 20 to 40% who vote based on inspiration/"who is more presidental"/"who makes me proud" alone. Its not Obama's fault he can get that crowd and Hillary can't. In fact, folks, its a good thing. Its what wins general elections.

]]> JJ http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947498 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947498 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:26:44 -0800 Comment by Gloria How is this sexist? I'm pretty sure it's only guys who wear socks with sandals.

]]> Gloria http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947501 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947501 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:36:38 -0800 Comment by johnnie I like Hillary, I found Tina Fey's skit inspiring, but these are pretty damn hillarious.

]]> johnnie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947504 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947504 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:41:15 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Mr. Poe thinks this is funny. Kind of.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947505 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947505 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:41:45 -0800 Comment by elenchos Don't believe anyone who tells you "join me in voting for McCain!" is the new euphemism for "let me suck your dick!" It's a stupid hoax and they'll be sooo mad when you whip it out.

]]> elenchos http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947514 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947514 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 20:59:37 -0800 Comment by bob There actually was a bit in a recent New Yorker article about Hillary not fitting in when she moved to Arkansas, one example being that she wore sandals without painting her toenails. Note this wasn't the author's issue, but the kind of petty things people in Arkansas held against her.

]]> bob http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947516 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947516 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:05:56 -0800 Comment by Old White Person What I think is funny is the idea that Old Man McCain, and that creepy growth on his neck, could be taken seriously by even the retards in the GOP.

Yes, old white people vote in higher numbers. But I really think Obama will bring everyone who is tired of old white people out to finally drown them out, so that they can finally totter off to their well-deserved graves.

]]> Old White Person http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947522 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947522 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:25:54 -0800 Comment by Mike in Pioneer Square I just want to know why the Obama ones are so LAME.

]]> Mike in Pioneer Square http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947525 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947525 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:28:51 -0800 Comment by w7ngman You know, when I first saw barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com, it occurred to me that I have web development skills and I thought, "Hey, I should make a Clinton version, except I'll put a bunch of lame google ads and cluttered links all over the page and ruin the effect and make tons of money."

Apparently I've been beaten to the punch.

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947531 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947531 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:37:19 -0800 Comment by Mike in Pioneer Square And it's so awesome that you can add your own for the Hillary sayings, but you can't for Obama.

While this is probably an site done by some immature kid, (hence the ultra easy Javascipt) it's typical of the Obama campaign hypocricy.

"We want to change the atmosphere in America and bring people together..." --just as soon as we're done playing dirty politics and trashing Hillary Clinton. Now that's different!

Now they're even making stuff up about things like the turban photo and saying "Hillary's campaign did it" or "But she did it first!" It's the excuse for everything. Lame. I just want their campaigners to get caught planting fake shit like that.

Obama's campaigners aren't different, they're like the Republicans, and possibly worse. Too bad that it has to come at the expense of other Democrats.

I can never respect the guy (Obama) after seeing the way his campaign is being run. I don't want to vote for McCain. Maybe I'll write in 'Al Gore'.

]]> Mike in Pioneer Square http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947535 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947535 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:53:06 -0800 Comment by Big Sven Clinton/Obama 2008.

]]> Big Sven http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947537 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947537 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 21:55:45 -0800 Comment by w7ngman Mike in Pioneer Square, they aren't supposed to "make sense". You're taking it too seriously. It's just random nice things that Barack Obama did for you. If you don't "get it" I don't know what to say.

Oh, and barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com is brilliant because it's actually *original*. It's so apolitical, so innocent, its just ridiculous enough to be funny to anyone.

barackobamaisyournewnanny.com, on the other hand, has such an obvious political agenda that it actually pains me to click the link and read whatever fallacious anti-socialist crap comes next.

"Barack Obama spends your money"

Better my money than China's money, I always say.

"Barack Obama spends now and asks questions later"

Seriously, has this person been in a coma the last eight years?

"Barack Obama opposes decriminalizing Marijuana"

Oh wait, it's a Ron Paul supporter.

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947544 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947544 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:07:08 -0800 Comment by Catman Amazing. All of those accusations are completely unfounded, and if you believe them, it is apparently you that have no sense of humor.

]]> Catman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947546 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947546 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:10:51 -0800 Comment by tsm While this is probably an site done by some immature kid, (hence the ultra easy Javascipt) it's typical of the Obama campaign hypocricy.

Yes, Mike, it is, in fact, almost certainly done by some random person just screwing around in their spare time. But don't let that stop you from imbuing it with a ridiculous amount of significance and symbolism, so as to facilitate whining about how Clinton is losing the primary.

]]> tsm http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947548 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947548 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:16:26 -0800 Comment by Mike in Pioneer Square Big Sven - Thanks for clearing things up for me.

I was just looking for a little 'equal opportunity' fun.

]]> Mike in Pioneer Square http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947549 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947549 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:17:53 -0800 Comment by Essex When using the out house Hillary looks down the hole

Hillary thinks Chelsea is a virgin

Someone named Hillary drinks half of any pop in the office fridge

Hillary sends Bill to buy the Kotex

He gets two boxes, one to polish the car

( had a few good hoo hahs at this. Obama stuff would be funny if people would do the sexual stuff. He is a dish )

I have grown fond of her, what a bulldog, she would chew Mc Cain into pieces, but, can she win?

]]> Essex http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947559 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947559 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:47:47 -0800 Comment by Jasen Samford "HILLARY WAS MADE IN A FACTORY THAT PROCESSES PEANUTS"

Genius.

]]> Jasen Samford http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947570 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947570 2008 Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:39:39 -0800 Comment by Chris in Tampa Mike in Pioneer Square is so offbase about this whole thing that it's hard for me to picture him as anything other than a cartoon.

]]> Chris in Tampa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947583 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947583 2008 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:50:23 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave Mike in Pioneer Square; get over it already. If you're doing this all in jest then you need to up your game. What is it? Are you truly bent out of shape about Obama or are you pretending to be because you think it would be funnty?

Sven; get off the crack pipe and stop repeating a presidential ticket that wont happen

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947584 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947584 2008 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 00:54:18 -0800 Comment by Essex remember JFK and LBJ

never is a very stupid word - lacking insight and the scope of potential reality

Senator Kay Bailey, TX>, has said no to Mc Cain in public which means she is first on the list

the world is mesermized

]]> Essex http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947590 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947590 2008 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:32:04 -0800 Comment by Big Sven Bellevue Ave / Reality Check 2008.

]]> Big Sven http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947612 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947612 2008 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:43:23 -0800 Comment by Mom Jeans Are The New Black Marc Jacobs endorses Hillary Clinton

http://jezebel.com/360595/bitch-is-the-new-black

]]> Mom Jeans Are The New Black http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947618 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947618 2008 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:53:08 -0800 Comment by Mr. Poe Hillary brought the six-pack of Natty Ice.

]]> Mr. Poe http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947623 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947623 2008 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:03:22 -0800 Comment by Bellevue Ave Sven, resistance is futile

]]> Bellevue Ave http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947638 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947638 2008 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:45:22 -0800 Comment by Big Sven Resistance / Futility 2008.

Oops. The Republicans are already running that ticket. Nevermind.

]]> Big Sven http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947719 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947719 2008 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:38:18 -0800 Comment by Emily barack makes you wipe his nose when he sneezes.

]]> Emily http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947721 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c947721 2008 Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:38:52 -0800 Comment by hussein barackobamaisyournewnanny.com is the best. The nanny state is coming. Get your diapers ready.

]]> hussein http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c950678 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/02/hillary_is_mom_jeans#c950678 2008 Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:44:16 -0800