Sex Good Morning
posted by February 23 at 8:16 AM
onA little good news for women that have been frustrated by their inability to find—and enjoy—their G spots: you may not have one.
Italian researchers have found that women who claim to experience vaginal orgasms in the so-called G spot are anatomically different from those who do not. They say this opens up the prospect that a simple ultrasound may show whether a woman should keep pursuing the elusive G spot orgasm, or abandon the search.“For the first time it is possible to determine by a simple, rapid and inexpensive method if a women has a G spot or not,” said researcher Emmanuele Jannini, of the University of L’Aquila.
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Maybe you just need a collagen injection in it: http://gshot.com
The vagina, in most cases, is not that fucking big. Seems that though a process of elimination, one could discover this fact sans ultrasound.
I'd certainly be willing to give it a try, sgiffy.
I can help assist with anyone that can't find their G spot.
Save your $$$ and give it to me.
I certainly haven't had any complaints yet.
Did no one notice that this "study" was performed on 20 women? And we're supposed to accept this as fact? Whatever.
Oh, and there's a sex expert named Dr. Sally Cockburn. Cock. Burn. *snort*
Oh, wait. There was that one woman. Frigid as Mount-fucking-Everest. Used to get off on my feet, though. That's mighty weird, you know, she'd just sit in front of me and play with them for hours on end. I never got it, but I figured it wasn't hurting anybody, so what the fuck. I don't think she ever had an orgasm in her life, though. Man, that would suck.
really, i want to pay more money to the medical-industrial complex to guess at my sexual system. really i do. if they could tell the difference between a fingernail scratch and cervical herpes (after being told it's a fingernail scratch by the cervix-owner) or herpes and a yeast infection or a fibroid and a tilted uterus, or have any sort of solution for pain besides throwing a lady on a bunch of hormones or well, if i've ever heard of someone getting a real, straightforward answer from a gyno ever instead of a bunch of sometimes educated guesses, i'd just feel an eensy bit more confident in this g-spot ultrasound thing. at least they're kinda sorta trying, right?
Is insurance gonna pay for that?
The G-spot is real people! The female orgasam, now, that's the myth.
A sex researcher named Emmanuelle? Wasn't there a movie in 1983 about that?
Maybe ALL women will feel better after reading this:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23263473/
I like how this thread has devolved into people either touting their sexual process or explaining how they damaged their cervix in a very non-herpes sort of way.
No, no, that's what private dicks are for. [/pun]
The G-spot is 1980's. Why are we still talking about it? What a waste of research money.
The future, Dan, is the male nipple. We need to spend as much as it takes to determine why some men have wired nipples and some men have dead spots.
I have a vision of a world where Johnny football-hero gets his tits sucked for the first time by a cheerleader behind the bleachers, and brags to his friends afterwards how pointy they got.
@15:
The future???????? Dude! We was a-doing that shit back in the 80's in High School! Get wit' the program. SHEESH!
Luckily, almost all women have c-spots. Those are way more fun.
oh, and the g-spot is really the mechanism used to assist in childbirth - pressure on the area triggers various things.
Whereas the clit is designed for exactly what it does.
Well, I'm certainly glad that this has all been sorted out.
Will, I recently found out that I have a g-spot (thanks to a kind and interested friend), however, it was no fucking help to me during child-birth.
"A kind and interested friend" is the funniest euphemism for "fuck-buddy" I've heard in QUITE some time.
BTW, why do all of these female sexuality professors from Italy? And are these the same 20 women they've been doing 'research' on for these past several studies? Curious.
@5: You didn't happen to be sitting in an hottub wearing gold-chains and grasping a glass of scotch while posting that by chance?
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