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Saturday, February 23, 2008

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posted by on February 23 at 8:16 AM

A little good news for women that have been frustrated by their inability to find—and enjoy—their G spots: you may not have one.

Italian researchers have found that women who claim to experience vaginal orgasms in the so-called G spot are anatomically different from those who do not. They say this opens up the prospect that a simple ultrasound may show whether a woman should keep pursuing the elusive G spot orgasm, or abandon the search.

“For the first time it is possible to determine by a simple, rapid and inexpensive method if a women has a G spot or not,” said researcher Emmanuele Jannini, of the University of L’Aquila.

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1

Maybe you just need a collagen injection in it: http://gshot.com

Posted by Fnarf | February 23, 2008 9:06 AM
2

The vagina, in most cases, is not that fucking big. Seems that though a process of elimination, one could discover this fact sans ultrasound.

Posted by sgiffy | February 23, 2008 9:13 AM
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I'd certainly be willing to give it a try, sgiffy.

Posted by Fnarf | February 23, 2008 9:24 AM
4

I can help assist with anyone that can't find their G spot.

Save your $$$ and give it to me.

Posted by Reality Check | February 23, 2008 9:49 AM
5

I certainly haven't had any complaints yet.

Posted by Elvis | February 23, 2008 10:15 AM
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Did no one notice that this "study" was performed on 20 women? And we're supposed to accept this as fact? Whatever.

Oh, and there's a sex expert named Dr. Sally Cockburn. Cock. Burn. *snort*

Posted by grumpypants | February 23, 2008 10:15 AM
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Oh, wait. There was that one woman. Frigid as Mount-fucking-Everest. Used to get off on my feet, though. That's mighty weird, you know, she'd just sit in front of me and play with them for hours on end. I never got it, but I figured it wasn't hurting anybody, so what the fuck. I don't think she ever had an orgasm in her life, though. Man, that would suck.

Posted by Elvis | February 23, 2008 10:25 AM
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really, i want to pay more money to the medical-industrial complex to guess at my sexual system. really i do. if they could tell the difference between a fingernail scratch and cervical herpes (after being told it's a fingernail scratch by the cervix-owner) or herpes and a yeast infection or a fibroid and a tilted uterus, or have any sort of solution for pain besides throwing a lady on a bunch of hormones or well, if i've ever heard of someone getting a real, straightforward answer from a gyno ever instead of a bunch of sometimes educated guesses, i'd just feel an eensy bit more confident in this g-spot ultrasound thing. at least they're kinda sorta trying, right?

Posted by erin | February 23, 2008 10:30 AM
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Is insurance gonna pay for that?

Posted by Mike of Renton | February 23, 2008 10:34 AM
10

The G-spot is real people! The female orgasam, now, that's the myth.

Posted by wisepunk | February 23, 2008 12:13 PM
11

A sex researcher named Emmanuelle? Wasn't there a movie in 1983 about that?

Posted by Yeek | February 23, 2008 12:54 PM
12

Maybe ALL women will feel better after reading this:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23263473/

Posted by Ayden | February 23, 2008 1:24 PM
13

I like how this thread has devolved into people either touting their sexual process or explaining how they damaged their cervix in a very non-herpes sort of way.

Posted by Giffy | February 23, 2008 2:02 PM
14

No, no, that's what private dicks are for. [/pun]

Posted by Zelbinian | February 23, 2008 3:06 PM
15

The G-spot is 1980's. Why are we still talking about it? What a waste of research money.

The future, Dan, is the male nipple. We need to spend as much as it takes to determine why some men have wired nipples and some men have dead spots.

I have a vision of a world where Johnny football-hero gets his tits sucked for the first time by a cheerleader behind the bleachers, and brags to his friends afterwards how pointy they got.

Posted by eclexia | February 23, 2008 4:51 PM
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@15:
The future???????? Dude! We was a-doing that shit back in the 80's in High School! Get wit' the program. SHEESH!

Posted by KeeKee | February 23, 2008 10:00 PM
17

Luckily, almost all women have c-spots. Those are way more fun.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 23, 2008 11:01 PM
18

oh, and the g-spot is really the mechanism used to assist in childbirth - pressure on the area triggers various things.

Whereas the clit is designed for exactly what it does.

Posted by Will in Seattle | February 23, 2008 11:03 PM
19

Well, I'm certainly glad that this has all been sorted out.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 23, 2008 11:28 PM
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Will, I recently found out that I have a g-spot (thanks to a kind and interested friend), however, it was no fucking help to me during child-birth.

Posted by CoriR | February 24, 2008 12:14 AM
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"A kind and interested friend" is the funniest euphemism for "fuck-buddy" I've heard in QUITE some time.

Posted by Katelyn | February 24, 2008 1:59 AM
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BTW, why do all of these female sexuality professors from Italy? And are these the same 20 women they've been doing 'research' on for these past several studies? Curious.

@5: You didn't happen to be sitting in an hottub wearing gold-chains and grasping a glass of scotch while posting that by chance?

Posted by me | February 24, 2008 8:53 AM

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