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Friday, February 8, 2008

Gay Is Good

posted by on February 8 at 13:39 PM

A married father of six hired a hit man to kill his wife—because he wanted to live as a homosexual. He’s been sentenced to 15 year in prison so, um, mission accomplished.

Via Towleroad.

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1

dan, thats cold man!! prison rape is not funny, damn you for making me laugh.

Posted by SeMe | February 8, 2008 1:48 PM
2

Nice! That's funny on so many levels.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 8, 2008 1:58 PM
3

And that was just the guy he hired to serve the divorce papers!

I'm here all week.

Posted by Greg | February 8, 2008 1:58 PM
4

Wow, his wife must have really been a bitch!

Posted by Michael | February 8, 2008 2:01 PM
5

Correction: She WAS the bitch. Now he is.

Posted by Bubba | February 8, 2008 2:06 PM
6

Are divorce lawyers really that much more expensive than criminal trial lawyers? I would've thought they'd run about the same per hour.

Posted by Y.F. | February 8, 2008 2:10 PM
7

what a dumbass...he could have called Mike Gallagher and avoided the pain of getting skullfucked every night of his life for the next 15 years.

Posted by michael strangeways | February 8, 2008 2:27 PM
8

Republican?

Posted by it's gotta be | February 8, 2008 2:32 PM
9

@7, I think THAT was his plan.

Posted by cornholio | February 8, 2008 2:33 PM
10

This is a perfectly formatted blog post. Huzzah.

Posted by Matt Fuckin' Hickey | February 8, 2008 3:24 PM
11

Every child deserves... two dads?

Posted by w7ngman | February 8, 2008 3:27 PM
12

That was the funniest thing i've read today. props, dan.

Posted by ali | February 8, 2008 6:16 PM
13

The best part is how his wife wanted him to get probation so she could get her alimony!

Posted by Ruby | February 8, 2008 6:42 PM
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Posted by christopher | February 9, 2008 8:48 AM

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