Comments on From Stranger reader Daniel Heller: "I know you guys love Barack Obama, so I thought I would forward a Barack illustration I whipped up."

Weak.

Hilarity!

Timeout. Didn't this movie star Michael Douglas?

Crispin Glover's going to have a role in the Obama administration?!! WOOT!

Bwa ha ha.

Made my day!

I'll vote for...an enormous penis!!!

Lame.

Libyans!

Does this mean that he has to save america by making sure that its parents or founding fathers or whatever get together and have magic sexy time despite an initial lack of chemistry? In the third does doc brown still get mary steenburgen? Interesting.

"Barack Obama travels backward through time to make sure that Ben Franklin gets fondled by Benjamin Rush on the eve of the contstitutional convention. Tom Jefferson discovers their liason and tries to pull Franklin out of the car, upon which Barack kicks Jefferson's ass and takes over on guitar for a tired John Adams and proceeds to invent rock & roll by playing 'Superstition' to a room of stunned while landowners."

And of course, it was Al Gore who invented the flux capacitor.

shoulda used the 'B'
to create your 'R'
instead of the 'A'

Crispin Glover could head up the Department of Homeland Security.

@13 you mean he doesn't already? couldn't get much worse... could... it?

that's either the worst Photoshop or best MS Word art i've ever seen. no offense, but you should be more careful before you proudly post your roomate's/brother's/boyfriend's home-made pieces of shit. no editors for slog posts, i take it?

Mmmm, Mary Steenbergen. . . .

yo right at 15.....
get a life man, this is a work of art. go watch more japanese anime porn and get off to photoshopped pictures of your sister

Here's one that I made a couple weeks ago.
It's Ba-Rock Obama starring in Walking Tall!

word to yo mutha, numba seventeeeen. aight, will do. an i'll end mah sentance whith no puntyooashun two, jest like yoo

Nothing to say, number seventeen? Your lack of intellect amazes me. Making fun of your internet shorthand grammar made my day. Now I feel strong, as if I went to the gym instead of watching males suck each others' cocks from my computer chair while I eat microwave meals.

I love dicks and Howie Day!

Wow number 20, you sure have impressed me with your ability to talk shit on the internet! I mean, it sure takes a superior intellect to do that effectively!

Basically, don't be a douchebag just for the sake of being a douchebag. Doesn't it bother you that making fun of "internet shorthand grammar" makes your day? Maybe if you stopped being such a pretenious asshole you would have some real friends, and maybe even a real life.

I would certainly be happy for your sake if you did.

Wow number 20, you sure have impressed me with your ability to talk shit on the internet! I mean, it sure takes a superior intellect to do that effectively!

Basically, don't be a douchebag just for the sake of being a douchebag. Doesn't it bother you that making fun of "internet shorthand grammar" makes your day? Maybe if you stopped being such a pretenious asshole you would have some real friends, and maybe even a real life.

I would certainly be happy for your sake if you did.

Wow number 20, you sure have impressed me with your ability to talk shit on the internet! I mean, it sure takes a superior intellect to do that effectively!

Basically, don't be a douchebag just for the sake of being a douchebag. Doesn't it bother you that making fun of "internet shorthand grammar" makes your day? Maybe if you stopped being such a pretenious asshole you would have some real friends, and maybe even a real life.

I would certainly be happy for your sake if you did.

Wow number 20, you sure have impressed me with your ability to talk shit on the internet! I mean, it sure takes a superior intellect to do that effectively!

Basically, don't be a douchebag just for the sake of being a douchebag. Doesn't it bother you that making fun of "internet shorthand grammar" makes your day? Maybe if you stopped being such a pretenious asshole you would have some real friends, and maybe even a real life.

I would certainly be happy for your sake if you did.

I do apologize to everyone else about my internet flipping out and posting far too many times.

Dear numbers 21, 22, 23, 24, 25,
I do not know what "pretenious" means. And you said it four times!
This is quite humorous, because somewhere along the lines you switched and adopted my persona. If I recall, my shorthand grammar was being insulted. But anyway, I would love to get to know you on a more friendly--or at least personal--basis. Maybe you could give me hand jobs! I know how much you love touching dicks. Or, maybe you might want to have a fight with me. That would be fun. I have never gotten into a physical fight with an internet loser. Well, in your case, we would probably only be able to have cyber sex through our webcams. You probably do not want anyone to see the real pathetic you.

One of my good buddies made this work of art, and you come insulting it. I think it looks pretty good. But maybe since I have a life and do other things beside look around the internet for photoshopped pictures, I don't know good work if it slaps me in the face.

I also think it is funny that by adopting the name Photoshop 101 in post number 20 and poking fun at your lifestyle, I seemingly outsmarted you into insulting yourself! You are such a dumbass!