Savage Love Doing Well By Doing Good
posted by on February 6 at 8:00 AM
Hm… first email of the morning…
Thanks for the help last night. I was at your talk at the PITT campus with one of the women I am seeing. She is 49 and has had three husbands and yet is still quite innocent when it comes to sex. (I’m 50 by the way, and not so innocent.) Anyway I have been trying to get her to play with my ass more. I have pointed out that she likes it so why shouldn’t I? The most she would do was stroke the outside between my butt cheeks. Until last night, after your talk we went to her place and she inserted one finger while giving me a blow job. After she was done she looked at me and said “What have I done?” and buried her embarrassed face in my chest. So we still have a way to go until the comfort level is good, but a little progress is a little progress.Anyway, thanks for your help and for some really great advice.
I thought you edited your letters. Couldn't it have said she was 19 and he 24, working as a ballet instructor and firefighter, respectively? The three husbands would be less plausible, but whatever.
Think of the mental images you are creating in your readers' minds, and edit kindly.
You should advise him to purchase a $3 box of latex gloves at Longs Drugs and a bottle of lube. Her finger stays clean, and he gets his prostate massage. Everyone wins.
I have to suffer, you have to suffer.
I was about to suggest that you could have also made the location one of those glass elevators, like that's above an atrium. And maybe she has an identical twin sister...? But I can see you've been doing this so long you've had all the joy burned out of you by one too many medical illustrations attached to the letter.
Heartwarming.
Hmmm. Dan, how do you stand it?
Asswarming.
Yessss! Another happy customer.
No laughing at the late-middle-aged assplay enthusiasts - some day you too will be older, uglier, and still want a finger up your ass while getting a blowjob.
Dan, don't you get paid for this suffering?
Awe, ass love!
"What have I done?"
Duh. His ass.
You were at Pitt Dan!?! You need to announce these appearances!
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