I'm in agreement with all of these other sick fucks. Its fucking hilarious and I so wish I had thought of it. But since I didn't, the least I can do is go home and make one.
And you better believe I'm ordering one next time I'm out and about!
Posted by
Queen_of_Sleaze |
February 20, 2008 2:38 PM
A little bit of trivia for you, Aislinn: Konrad Lorenz came up with the idea for his landmark book, "On Agression," while watching mbuna interact. Which means fight, of course.
Posted by
Fifty-Two-Eighty |
February 20, 2008 3:44 PM
there are a lot of funny politically incorrect things in the world. but naming a crushed cherry cocktail about a raped exploited child really isn't that funny.
Why is this posted under "Housekeeping"?
As "funny" (?) as that is, why not create a new, more aptly named category for posts like these?
My vote goes to "Plucking Random Shit Out of the Air and Moralizing About It."
The world really is divided into those who have kids and those who don't. Any parents find this one funny? No? Thought not.
Which is NOT to say that those of you who don't have kids *shouldn't* find it funny. I have no problem if you do. I just think that experience colors what was find funny, and no where more so than with humor based on child abuse.
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Yes.
Yes, it is.
but broadcasting it on Slog is.
yeah, i'm kind of fine with the drink name myself
I'm not going to lie. That's pretty goddamn funny.
not funny, hilarious!
I laughed. And now I hate myself.
Bethany, could you post some pics of Ramsey? We'll laugh harder with something to work with.
Ewww to the power of Ewww
That reminds me: I still owe Mr. Poe an Abortion.
Other places are just mad they didn't think of it first.
Wow.
Reality Check
Is it served stiff?
that's my favorite drink!! and actually, it's TWO crushed cherries.
and yes, it's fucking hilarious.
I'm in agreement with all of these other sick fucks. Its fucking hilarious and I so wish I had thought of it. But since I didn't, the least I can do is go home and make one.
And you better believe I'm ordering one next time I'm out and about!
I'm all for black humor, but yuck.....
It's funny to everyone except JonBenet.
I wonder if it tastes like pull-ups.
I'm laughing, but keep in mind that my instinctive reaction to awkward and/or disturbing things is laughter.
It is clever, in an evil kind of way.
Wow Bethany, you don't find this to be totally awesome? You must not get along with the rest of the Stranger staff.
Not funny in the least. What's next genocide and aids jokes?
It's funny, and you agree that it is!
They also have a bacon bloody mary.
They should get rid of the pool table though. Pool tables aren't funny. Their annoying.
THEY'RE
LOL.
Man, that was funny.
I'd never buy one, mind you. But I would buy a "Red" HIV cocktail, where 10 percent of the cost is used to buy anti-retroviral meds for Africa.
@19: You're kidding, right? I named my mom's African cichlids "Hutu" and "Tutsi". Everything is funny.
@23, the way mbuna (African cichlids to the rest of you) fight with each other, that's actually quite appropriate.
I've heard the same drink (minus cherry abuse) referred to in Boston as a vaginger.
@24: That's what I said! Her boyfriend thought it was in poor taste, but I won.
it's not funny, it's hilarious! thanks for the laugh.
It's not funny in the slightest.
Ugh.
A little bit of trivia for you, Aislinn: Konrad Lorenz came up with the idea for his landmark book, "On Agression," while watching mbuna interact. Which means fight, of course.
Everything is funny.
i'm going to have to remember that one...
there are a lot of funny politically incorrect things in the world. but naming a crushed cherry cocktail about a raped exploited child really isn't that funny.
My only beef is that the name of the drink is a mile long, a la 'Rooti-Tooti-Fresh-n-Rapey.'
God, Judith, why do you have to be such a downer? :p
Sounds like San Fran is slipping in its old age...
No one ever complained about Shirley Temples.....
Why is this posted under "Housekeeping"?
As "funny" (?) as that is, why not create a new, more aptly named category for posts like these?
My vote goes to "Plucking Random Shit Out of the Air and Moralizing About It."
Ah, Nappy, but Shirley Temples don't have a crushed cherry. Get it?
So... is this funny?
THE KATRINA:
Place a handful of raisins in the bottom of a pint glass. Drown in Wild Turkey and diet grape soda.
link please BJC?
i cant imagine ordering one for myself. but everyone in my group would be slurping down some jon benets.
@38: The Katrina should properly be a variation on a Hurricane. With little raisins drowned in it.
Wild Turkey and diet grape soda is just gross.
@38: I thought the JonBenet Ramsey was funny; this actually made me laugh out loud.
woulding it make more sense to have a light rum and grape soda, perhaps some kind of grape and or watermelon flavored vodka to boot?
this drink has been around for a while...most people only call it a jonbenet though, not the whole thing
The world really is divided into those who have kids and those who don't. Any parents find this one funny? No? Thought not.
Which is NOT to say that those of you who don't have kids *shouldn't* find it funny. I have no problem if you do. I just think that experience colors what was find funny, and no where more so than with humor based on child abuse.
I'm a parent. I have a cat. I'd save her over a minor any day of the week.
"In Soviet Russia, Cherry crushes YOU!"
I have no idea what I'm talking about.
I'm not that heartless. I'd never name a drink after my own dead, raped and exploited child...
And if I did, I cetainly wouldn't drink it.
That often.
Why do I have the sneaking suspicion, though, that Daddy Dearest would have no problem drinking one...and maybe even laughing about it?
"Yes.
Yes, it is.
Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 20, 2008 2:27 PM"
THIS. I came here to say that.
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