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You all know that I got laid in District 46 on Saturday? Right? I love COCKus time!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | February 11, 2008 10:45 AM
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if you think deaf people, hostile old men who want more speaches, & jean godden are sexy, then you should have been at my caucus.

Posted by max solomon | February 11, 2008 10:47 AM
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I did my Jew. That kind of counts.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 11, 2008 10:48 AM
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My GF and I were almost late because of some pre-caucus cocking.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | February 11, 2008 10:51 AM
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Caucusing is pretty sexy, but you know what else is sexy?

Not only did Obama win three states this weekend, he also won a fucking Grammy! Ha!

http://www.grammy.com/GRAMMY_Awards/50th_show/list.aspx#19

Posted by Queen_of_Sleaze | February 11, 2008 11:06 AM
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I just sat in the corner of the church basement and wanked.

Posted by cubra | February 11, 2008 11:06 AM
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aw... kinda makes me wish I didn't live in a kooky primary state.

Posted by pain | February 11, 2008 11:08 AM
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I got distracted when I gave my little speech because the fella in front of me was dreeeeeamy...

Posted by craig | February 11, 2008 11:13 AM
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For whatever reason, all the hottest girls at my caucus location turned out to be from my precinct. Having a boner for most of the time made it a little easier to sit through people's awkward speeches.

Posted by Hernandez | February 11, 2008 11:25 AM
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Observance at my cock-us:

Guys for Obama = hot
Guys for Hillary = not

Posted by Impossible Prince | February 11, 2008 11:49 AM
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I Saw You ads are so chicken shit.

Whatever happened to, "Hey, are you doing anything this afternoon? Wanna go out to lunch?"

This oh-i-sure-hope-you-liked-me-but-i-was-too-shy-to-ask crap deserves what usually happens, I presume. Nothing.

Posted by Bauhaus | February 11, 2008 11:58 AM
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Hmmm...there were only like five gay guys in 37-1884, and one is my husband. I wonder if I should let my tenant know that someone had a crush on him.

Posted by Gitai | February 11, 2008 12:05 PM
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@11, I agree with that totally. The other thing I HATE is someone coming up to you and saying "My friend really thinks you are hot". That happened to me a few weeks ago at the Cuff and I told "the friend" that he wasn't my type if he did not have the balls to hit on me himeself.

WE ARE NOT IN JUNIOR HIGH PEOPLE!!! STOP THE NW PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BULL SHIT ALREADY!!!!

I am now off the soap box.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | February 11, 2008 12:36 PM
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I'm never afraid to make a move. Besides, rejection is awesome. Then you can act like you "didn't actually care" and talk shit about them for the rest of the night, when it's obvious that you do care and that you're absolutely bitter.

Life is good. Do it.

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 11, 2008 12:53 PM
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@ Mr Poe, this weekend I'll hit on you and you blow me off and then you hit on me and I'll blow you off. Let's talk shit about each other all night long!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | February 11, 2008 1:05 PM
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K!

Posted by Mr. Poe | February 11, 2008 1:22 PM
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Some people can't come unless they first hooked up the way you did back in Junior High. Fetishes are weird that way.

Next time the Stranger needs to make sure everybody knows that the caucuses are a major singles event. Normally my wedding band will deter them, but this time it was like politics wonk fever. And there were not nearly enough single politics nerds to go around.

Posted by elenchos | February 11, 2008 2:18 PM
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I dragged myself in sick, unshaven, and decidedly unsexy.

However, I think I did see No. 6.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | February 11, 2008 2:45 PM
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@17, try finding a gay guy who is a political nerd who is also athletic and knows how to think for themselves and are a top. There are ZERO in Seattle. And I have looked, man how I have looked...

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | February 11, 2008 3:00 PM
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@ #10 you live in the wrong precinct ;)

Posted by Brian | February 11, 2008 3:17 PM
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You all would remember IF you saw him - tall, thin, cute as can be, little beard, nice smile, cap just so. shifting a bit as in heat - could not take my eyes off him.

Then plain and dumpy wife arrived with cute baby. Baby looked like him.

Our group was in the middle of the lunch room at Beacon Hill School - virgin moderator, did not have a clue, but we managed to get all signed in and vote.

Cutie pie is still in my mental images of the day. Gay men are SO fucking predictable .... gaydar never stops.

Posted by Lordsman | February 11, 2008 3:57 PM
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The caucuses were my boyfriend and my 4th anniversary... and no, that is not a coincidence. I had no idea when I dragged him home the night before the 2004 caucuses we'd be going together again four years latter, but sometimes things works out like that.

Posted by exelizabeth | February 11, 2008 4:51 PM
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@5 Hillary has also won a Grammy (in 1997 for It Takes a Village). I mean, who cares about the Grammys, but I thought I'd throw that up there for balance. Although, to continue to be fair, Barack HAS won 2, so I guess he's got her beat. In Grammys.

Posted by exelizabeth | February 11, 2008 4:52 PM
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My gaydar wasn't detecting many gay men 43-1367, but there were a lot of good looking husbands.

@19, maybe you just are looking in the wrong places?

Posted by non sequitur | February 11, 2008 9:37 PM

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