Comments on Breaking News! Gary Coleman is Secretly Married!

for one of the few times in my life, words fail me...

oh, like hell they do; that's a really homely couple! And whatthehell is she using for make-up? I wasn't aware that Covergirl made a shade called "Khaki Mist"?

I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing. How rude.

He should be arrested for animal cruelty. You can't just go around throwing things at a horse like that!!!

That is one ugly couple..damn that is ugly.

But at least they will have his anger to keep the love alive!

he married molly ringwald?!

@1, BTW, that is not "Khaki Mist" it's called "Jaundice Sunrise"

Gee, learn your Covergirl Products already!

Really gives horse face a whole new meaning.

their children will look like condoleeza rice.

Russian mail-order dreams do come true!

when the savage muslim hordes impose sharia, their marriage will be illegal.

Come on, Kelly, admit it - you're just jealous.

is there something wrong with me for thinking she's not that ugly? he could certainly do worse. alright, so her teeth are kinda jacked, and she could use a little lip repositioning surgery, but for a washed up pseudo-star in his 40s who still hasn't hit puberty, she ain't half bad.

Did her wedding dress come with a saddle?

Now that's what I call a Bridle Party!

I can see why Hilary Swank would want to keep this secret.

The best part is that their wedding photo was taken at Sears in front of the "Desert Rose" backdrop.

He's off the market. And I'm off to jump from the nearest bridge. I'm a wreck. *sigh*

@12 - I agree. While she's not exactly a pin-up girl, this is Gary Coleman we're talking about here. He's a 4'8" former mall cop who assaults his fans (and apparently his spouse).

Who'd you expect to see on his arm, Beyonce?

Congrats, Gary!

Seriously, what's with the harsh, guys?

Whachootalkinabout, Willin?

fugly mcfucklestien

Oh come on guys. She's not that fug--it's just a really awful angle for her. She's trying to hunch down and look shorter, so she's got her shoulders scrunched and her head ducked. That's all.

The photographer who allowed this picture to happen, however, should be taken out and shot.

She doesn't like the violence OR the dentist.