Fuck Relish, it's all talk, no substance. All sweetness and light. What do you morons see in it? Creamy horseradish, on the other hand, has balls to fight the tough fights we know lie ahead. Only horseradish has the experience and sinus torching abilities this country needs today.
I like the double twist ending. You think its an add for relish, and then you realize its a PSA against dumb people.
What NaFun said.
I've had it with both relish and creamy horseradish and their whitebread ways.
This election, I'm supporting brown mustard!
Mundee's Mustmayostardayonnaise has my vote!
All you relish people are always so negative about horseradish. Why can't you stay positive about *your* condiment?
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