Sports You Suck — Here’s a Raise!
posted by January 18 at 11:48 AMon
The Seattle Mariners have agreed to a one year, $2.75 million deal with pitcher Horatio Ramirez. Yes, that Ramirez, he of the atrocious 7.16 ERA in 20 games. Last year Ramirez made $2.65 million.
Looks like U.S.S. Mariners’ countdown of days without a stupid Mariners move is over.
Update: In the comments, “bing” notes: “seems silly but that’s how arbitration works.” True, but still…ugh. Anybody got a flux capacitor so we can go back in time and stop Ramirez from joining the team in the first place?