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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Twinks on Parade

posted by on January 22 at 9:05 AM

This video—shot during the swimsuit portion of the Mr. Gay International 2008 competition beauty pageant in Los Angeles—made me want to go sleep with a few dozen stocky, hairy, stinky rugby-playing thugs.

Via Queerty.

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1

Me too!

Posted by skweetis | January 22, 2008 9:16 AM
2

That is embarrassing. I couldn't get past the first 15 seconds.

Posted by Rye | January 22, 2008 9:18 AM
3

gawd, it's just like being in the army again. good times.

Posted by superyeadon | January 22, 2008 9:29 AM
4

Vomit.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 22, 2008 9:41 AM
5

Sickening. I lasted about 15 seconds as well.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | January 22, 2008 9:50 AM
6

Well, at least it's nice to establish once and for all that twinks have no rhythm.

Posted by Spender | January 22, 2008 9:52 AM
7

That is not how you're supposed to Work It. No sir, not at all.

Posted by Boomer in NYC | January 22, 2008 9:54 AM
8

I am even more embarrassed for these boys than I am for the guys in the "Viva Viagra" commercial.

Posted by Darcy | January 22, 2008 9:56 AM
9

the christians are right about everything.

Posted by adrian | January 22, 2008 9:56 AM
10

uh, I sent Schmader some hot pix of rugby players last week...please track them down and post them as an antidote to this abomination.

My eyes...My eyes...they must be cleansed and purified with the sweat from Ben Cohen's brow...

Posted by michael strangeways | January 22, 2008 9:59 AM
11

No. No. No. Horrible. I think I got pixie dust in my eyes, I need to go wash them out with bleach. At least that burning will be justified.

Posted by Homo Will | January 22, 2008 10:07 AM
12

eeeek!

10 seconds for me. that's just wrong.

Posted by Andreas | January 22, 2008 10:20 AM
13

I always want to sleep with a few dozen stocky, hairy, stinky, rugby-playing thugs.

Posted by sam | January 22, 2008 10:25 AM
14

Suh-wish!

Posted by Dominic Holden | January 22, 2008 10:29 AM
15

Puhleeze God, Take me before I vomit over my keyboard.

Posted by OhmiGawd | January 22, 2008 10:31 AM
16

I lasted about 20 seconds...

Before I creamed my jeans.


These boys were SOOOO Hot!


Dan Savage, I thought this was your dream type?

Posted by Psychic | January 22, 2008 12:20 PM
17

On behalf of stocky, hairy, stinky, rugby-playing thugs everywhere, I am more than willing to take one for the team and sleep with you Dan. ;-)

Posted by canuck | January 22, 2008 1:02 PM
18

That is NOT a flattering portrayl of anything...I think its those embarassing little dances.

Posted by Nona Gaemes | January 22, 2008 2:23 PM
19

My god, it just goes on and on.

Posted by johnnie | January 22, 2008 3:19 PM
20

@17

he's all yours. I'd rather shoot the boot.

Posted by UNPAID BLOGGER | January 22, 2008 4:04 PM
21

"And they're all made out of ticky tacky and they all look just the same."

-Melvina Reynolds

Posted by Brandon h | January 22, 2008 5:28 PM
22

Holy Mary, mother of god...

Tell me again, what's the argument against euthanasia?

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | January 22, 2008 6:03 PM
23

Wow. So gay.

Posted by Kristin Bell | January 22, 2008 11:42 PM
24

Are you sure they are gay? They move like high school boys who are afraid they look "too gay" in their speedos.

Posted by k | January 23, 2008 8:58 AM

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