Three point!
What happens in Las Vegas STAYS in Las Vegas!!! Stop airing her dirty laundry!
What happens in Vegas doesn't stay in Vegas if you're famous. Dan isn't, but Kelly O is. So we need to hear this stuff. She's our starlet.
I'm Kelly O and I approved this message.
Doesn't Kelly O have a boyfriend? You know, the one who took her to the airport a couple days ago?
I'm a gentleman. Kelly O was standing in the room when I wrote this, and I ran it past her. I mean, c'mon.
Besides she owes me, after what she put me through this morning. I made her bed when I got back to the room. I bought her breakfast, so we wouldn't have to go foraging for food in the casino in the AM...
@5
Dan wrote that post, dipshit.
People drink on the street in Las Vegas. Dan, loosen up and have some FUN, for god's sake!
Go interview a casino employee, and ask them if hardcore gamblers really wear diapers at the slots. I'm dying to know.
You made her bed.... You mean the bed she didn't sleep in because she was out all night? Hmmm.
Here I am, taking breaks between grinding away at stats experiments, and you guys are running around with porn stars and taking bubble baths at the Casino Royale.
I hate you all. And I really got into the wrong career.
The Portable Atheist is a great book. I bought the audio book on iTunes (I do that occasionally if I am really really behind on reading so I can listen while running). Highly recomended reading! The narrator sucks though. I wish Hitchen's would have narrated it like he did "God is Not Great"
That's not all they do in elevators ...
To some the omnipresent security cameras add that extra bit of excitement.
I hope you gave her an ear full for not letting you know where she was just like a good Mama should!
I'm always imaging disastrous things in my mind. It sounds perfectly normal to me!
You don't make the bed in a hotel room. That is why they have maids. My husbands always yells at me because I make the beds too.
it could have been a platonic buble bath. like in the Ballad of Dorothy Parker by Prince.
I adore that bookstore! It's saved my sanity in LV more than once.
Vegas is a bad place for a non-smokers.
i hope a HUMP! entry came out of that bubble bath.
@17 - 100 fucking percent agree - the Forney sketch of Ms. O got me all hot and bothered yesterday. Good times. Curious, isn't Kelly always showing her O face?
Hey, JMR, THIS is how you write an out of town adventure blog! It has everything: decapation, CSI, hot sex, bubble baths, elevator smoking and athieism...
and, you're SHARING a room?!?!?! what the fuck?!?!? I know your last book didn't sell that well, but haven't they paid you an advance for the inevitable Broadway adaption of "The Kid"?
and speaking of that, who's going to play Savage? I think Cheyenne Jackson would be a good choice...or maybe Doogie Howser and his real life gay BF David Burtka as Terry...that would be cute.
the Forney sketch of Ms. O was def a highlight of my day, too.
Cate Blanchett will play Terry, and Eddie Deezen will play Savage.
You made her bed? Awwww. That's so cute.
I have to be honest; I love Ellen Forney's stuff, but I thought she made Kelly's ass/thighs look too big...I've seen Kelly in person and she DOESN'T have a big ass...
Yeah, that's our Dan, alright - a regular bundle of cute.
Aurora Snow gives a hellacious blowjob. At least, it appears to be hellacious. Her combo blow/handjob is quite bonerrific.
Maybe Snow, O, and this mystery boy all got it on together? I must know!
@ 19,
Actually Dan could have expensed this entire trip to The Stranger as "business". He doesn't have to spend a dime except on tacky souvenirs for the kid and Terry...and if he really knows how to work an expense account he can get them to pay for those too.
...I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing...
@19 - micheal's right, JMR. This is what we call adventure SLOG, and it's always fun.
I seem to recall seeing (and noting) that Aurora Snow can take a hellacious sized cock up her ass too. With a smile....
@26 There are also these fabled creations called budgets....
Ah Vegas,
Did you bring your son? How did he like the IMAX at the Luxor?
Did he mind the steady stream of man whores parading into your spa suite at the Luxor?
ecce, you should have joined us at Moe's this evening. Everyone was *dying* to meet you. Or were you actually there...?
Really, you should come next month. There were several people there who had every reason to punch me in the mouth, and they didn't. I'm sure you'd be safe.
Wow! Dan's in the same city as me! I probably won't bump into him, but its nice to know that Vegas is a little bit cooler for the duration of Dan's stay.
Oh, ecce. I love you.
But I'm sorry to disappoint you: I was in bed by 10 last night. I'm... very... boring. Now it's 8 AM and I'm off to the gym...
Yeah, more like off to the meat factory. Slut.
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