um, what... huh?
Ah, now I remember why I am so sad to hear that Fred "Crumudgeon" Thompson is droping out. I'll put with a lot of right wing pandering if there is a nice set of tits standing nearby.
Ah, now I get it.
And no, they won't be missed. It's far too easy to find eye-candy without having to listen to Fred Thompson in the bargain.
Ah, yes. The Thompson Twins.
oh hells no, i got chelsea's dirty pillows to keep my hands warm now.
Why did Fred Thompson think that anyone wanted him to run for president? The perils of peons. I'd be more likely to vote for Sam Waterston.
I'm surprised, to put it mildly, to hear that Dan will miss Jeri Thompson's tits.
I'm guessing they were the only thing about the Thompsons worth missing...
Nice to see them!
alas, what america needs now more than ever is a first rack we can be proud of. somehow i don't think bill clinton's will do the job. then again, maybe with a little surgical tape and good lighting...
(cue Law and Order *DOINK* *DOINK*)
Was he still running? I thought he had bowed out long ago.
Hey, it's not like Ron Paul got more votes than either Guiliani or Thompson ... they won't be missed.
But it was funny having the Party of Morals Police preaching to us while being utter hypocrites for a while ... well, ok, they always are hypocrites ...
there's always mrs. kucinich!
As will Heath Ledger, RIP
Gay men love tits. I can't explain it, I only know it to be true.
@18: Whoa there, making up stuff.
Heath Ledger's torso was far more beautiful than hers. And I'm a lesbian. His will be missed more.
Re:20 - When I read #18 I immediately googled Heath Ledger and saw nothing about him dying, so assumed it was mindless trolling. Obviously I was wrong. This is depressing, I really liked Heath Ledger. So much more important than Brad Renfro!
@ 17: Mrs. K is hot, but she doesn't have a rack like Jeri. But I'm sure she has a nice fire bush.
No one can touch Kucinich's Red Hot Spicey Tamale.
Looks -- with a side of brain? Mmmmm! And that little brittish accent? Cum city! But don't take *my* word for it...
@17, 23 - well, true, but she has a better accent.
We protest the blatant Stranger bias.
Do not all spouses have tits? or at least nips?
We demand equal time for busty photos of Ms. K, Ms. McCain (hot in the blond GOP LaFave kind of way), Sm. Stepford Romney and Alpha Dog Bill (nips or bending willie will do).
Plus: Charles to rate brickness on 1-10 scale.
@19 is right; the gays love the boobies.
28, all of them? what percentage, you think? seriously, this intrigues me. any theories as to why?
Now that Fred's out, who will the twins support?
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