Comments on The Battle of Portland!

I love you so much it hurts.

Adrian. This is not LiveJournal.

Schizophrenia is characterized by a mental break, or schism, from reality, where an individual is beset upon by hallucinations, delusions, and other mental distress. Dissociative identity disorder, wherein a person exhibits two or more discrete personalities at varying times, is something completely different.

As a Portlander from Seattle.

Thanks. No one in this town will yell at anyone. They all give me the stink eye when I honk for flip the bird or kick at people.

Oh... and stay out of NW. Unless you're hanging out in Old Town. Fuck the Pearl.

i was just waiting for someone to say all three of those things.

Dr. Jeckyll is the good one.

Just came back from Portland. You are hilarious.

bravo! good job. i'm glad they didn't try to beat you up, though. i think their silence indicated their shame -- they knew they were wrong.

What Mr. Poe said.

Attaboy!

I like how you let them have it, not for being a clueless homophobe, but for being a telemarketer.

I hear Portland is just a wack Seattle.

Yay!!!

That is all.

@11 - Bingo! Ha ha, my thoughts exactly. Being a homophobe is unaccaptable, but nothng is as offensive as being a telemarketer. I applaud you, adrian.

I must agree, I lived in Portland for 2 1/2 years and I HATED it.

For a while I lived just east of Reed College and people blatantly flew the Confederate Flag and talked about finding the gays to beat up (this was kind of front yard beer drinking truck fixing talk). A block a way from my house someone created their own giant lawn sign with fun anti gay and anti choice messages.

People think Portland is all that and a bag of chips. I found it to be a depressing place to live. They have a great light rail system and an easy street grid but I could not stand to live there. And, it never felt like living in a City, more like a town.

It's the kind of a place where the hippies and the rednecks almost start to blend into each other. Eugene is worse but Portland has the same dynamic going on.

When my girlfriend and I were visiting there several years ago I took her to the lesbian bar I used to hang out at occasionally when I lived there. After hanging out for one drink she said she'd rather kill herself then stay for another.

Powell's Bookstore is great though.

This is the best story ever.

Adrian, you crack me up!

Agent Scully reads the Slog?

@18: Read the Stranger Regrets.

They actually mentioned you!

I love you Adrian. I miss Portland in that "it's beautiful, but overrun by commies" kind of way.

@19

Yeah, I regret not knowing the name of the Stranger's fucking copy editor. Clearly she is so fucking important and well-known that only a complete tool would think her name was a stupid pseudonym.

# 15 -

"It's the kind of a place where the hippies and the rednecks almost start to blend into each other"

Great line because it's true....

Confession: I often just skip over Adrian's posts and columns. They're just too precious for words. But this was great.

Well at least that Portland asshole has a whole new gay voice to mimic.

This story makes me want to start or join a group of tuff gay guys patrolling the streets and bars of Capitol Hill looking and listening for hate-speech.

"Well at least that Portland asshole has a whole new gay voice to mimic."

brilliant.

Thanks--Portland is TOTALLY skitzo. I lived there when Team Dresch got brutally queer bashed and the Oregon Citizen's Alliance were pushing the legalizing of discrimination based on homosexuality...

But take the homophobia there and double it and you might come close to the racism quotient. My then-boyfriend and I were considered a "mixed" couple and got threats secured to our front door with knives.

Pretty poisen city, though.

i am still laughing at the phrase "horny lorikeets."

Adrian! I love you.

..also just returned from frozen hooker's ice cube tray. Did you know that there is a pizza place called (and I do not kid) "It's a Beautiful Pizza"..? That is all.

Hahaha! Portland sucks too.....ahahaa!
eh, seattle- the millionaires playground or portland- the hillbilly heaven; take your pick kiddies

Adrian kickin up some shit in P Town. Watch out!

Adrian interesting post. Your situation
was an amusing one in a unique human moment. I'm sure we all had those times there may be some freaks out there, and sometimes you feel the best way to deal with them is just get freakier.
You going through that night reminded me of this song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbf4btZbTwk

He Said's 'Pump'

I really enjoyed reading that, Adrian, and agree that it's hilarious you called the guy out for his evil telemarketing job. Portland is exactly as you describe, yet even after not having lived there for 14 years, I still miss it terribly. No I'm not a Gemini.

Adrian, awesome dude. Awesome. I have that problem in Seattle too, being a miami guy (east coast) out in the PNW... I am told that sometimes Im too blatently outright with my words... I don't do this passive agressive bullshit.

@ 25: I'll join your gaggle o' tough gays.... I get my point across, tattooed, rough 25 yr old. I'm ready to join... sign me up.

please oh please get me out of portland.

Adrian! I love you too.