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Having a ten year old daughter in my house, I can say authoritatively that Hannah Montana *is* bigger than Jesus.

Posted by Big Sven | January 25, 2008 12:46 PM

But, Dan, was he a Muslim?

Posted by Fnarf | January 25, 2008 12:48 PM

Dude, what asshole stopped him? I can think of no better target for a hijacked jetliner.

Posted by Mike in MO | January 25, 2008 12:52 PM

Had he managed to pull it off, legions of fathers would have thanked him silently.

Posted by bill | January 25, 2008 12:53 PM

that's one hell of a way to die in order to meet lots of virgins.

Posted by ghostlawns | January 25, 2008 12:54 PM

The men don't know, but the little girls understand. Hannah Montana is AWESOME.

Posted by Fnarf | January 25, 2008 12:57 PM

@4 With the obvious exception of the fathers of the fans at that concert.

Posted by Mike of Renton | January 25, 2008 1:02 PM

@7. i don't know, they'd be put out of their misery. and the thanks would be silent...

Posted by infrequent | January 25, 2008 1:22 PM

Whilst he may be otherwise unhinged, the perp has crystal clear musical tastes and should be seriously considered as a music reviewer for this publication.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | January 25, 2008 1:24 PM

Interesting, if he'd been a Muslim American, this would have been Terrorism; regardless of his mental state. But since he's a nice (albeit disturbed) (White)(Christian) boy we'll see how long the Felony Terrorism charges stick.

Posted by Colton | January 25, 2008 1:45 PM

If he had succeeded, who would've led the first dance at the purity ball?

Posted by orangekrush | January 25, 2008 1:51 PM

Talk about crashing a concert.

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | January 25, 2008 1:56 PM

Man, I would have paid to see that!

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 25, 2008 2:08 PM

"Cajundome"...awesome! They should get together with Wingdome...

Posted by Mittens Schrodinger | January 25, 2008 2:32 PM

i think the real message is to stay away from those hannah montana concerts.

Posted by kim | January 25, 2008 3:16 PM

Hannah Montana makes a lot of people feel homicidal/suicidal which should scotch any insanity defense this boy's lawyers come up with.

Posted by Y.F. | January 25, 2008 3:59 PM

Uh, you losers are hating Hannah Montana at your peril, you realize that?

Posted by Fnarf | January 26, 2008 11:16 AM

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