Slog - Comments on Talking Back to Schrammie

Comment by Cato the Younger Younger

Cato the Younger Younger — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:14:57 -0800

This is a black male version of Britney Spears. He needs help...

Comment by Sargon Bighorn

Sargon Bighorn — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:15:26 -0800

Sounds like Shirley Q. Liquor.

Comment by Heather

Heather — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:19:04 -0800

I'll bet members of his church nod their heads on command just like the bobble-head doll.

Comment by Ari Spool

Ari Spool — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:21:20 -0800

#1: Beat me to it.

Comment by ddv

ddv — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:21:30 -0800

everytime i hear about ol hutchy i think of this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlBu273Dtv8

ddv

Comment by Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:21:54 -0800

We need to stop giving Hutcherson this platform. Let him exist at the margins, yelling and screaming, and eventually he'll disappear completely.

Comment by misrule

misrule — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:26:29 -0800

hey clearly-obsessed-by-homos rev: who would jesus mock?

p.s. you cackle like the little boy you are.

Comment by ellarosa

ellarosa — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:37:21 -0800

no, cato @ 1, he needs help sliding into bankrupt obscurity--no, wait, maybe he doesn't need any help with that, after all. micorsoft is an ossified blue chip stock which has seen that height of its price, i predict, and the pastor and his flock of sheep are buying high and gonna be selling low, i predict. good. just like all the "global warming is a crock" republicans who own land in florida. it is as it should be.

Comment by Chris

Chris — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:40:40 -0800

Pecker: Full of Grace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_KyuUtbKQQ
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126604/

Comment by danfrancisco

danfrancisco — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 12:58:31 -0800

There is something WRONG with that guy. I mean, besides all the stuff I already knew about.

Comment by mirror

mirror — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:07:06 -0800

Is that really Hutcheson? I have so much trouble telling real from parody with the righties and fundies these days.

Comment by Bellevue Ave

Bellevue Ave — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 13:27:56 -0800

this is ridiculous. the two worst people in washington state when it comes to self important politics bashing at one anothers throat. i honestly wouldnt shed a tear if these two had to kill one another in a duel.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 14:18:51 -0800

Why don't you have this year's HUMP! theme be a picture or clip of Hutch? Especially for the gay porn.

Comment by banjoboy

banjoboy — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 15:06:27 -0800

Greg, you don't appear to grasp the function of porn... And yes, I do mean grasp.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:01:22 -0800

Well, it wouldn't be ruining anything for me. Besides, somebody might make this year's version of The Old Man and the Schrammie.

Comment by The Gay Curmudgeon

The Gay Curmudgeon — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 18:39:28 -0800

It's worth noting that the unfunny video above was in response to Hutcherson's first Schrammie. It was awarded in March 2007 for lodging initiative (I-963) to roll back the inclusion of sexual orientation (HB 2661) from Washington's anti discrimination law.

As with everything else he tries, he failed.

His second Schrammie was awarded early in January 2008 for his latest Microsoft $tock $cam.

He has no chance of achieving any of his goals. In fact his 100 million share goal is 4.7 billion shares short of a controlling interest in Microsoft.

What do they call it when you take money from people for one reason but obviously plan to use it for something completely different?

-GC