I love porn, but there is no way I would go to a porn convention. Unless I knew beforehand that I was going to leave with Aurora Snow. That would get me to go I'm sure.

Notice how the guy in the last picture has his arms around the two women. He is probably holding them up, otherwise they would tip over from being too top heavy...

For a second there, I thought Golob had finally perfected 3D screen imaging technology...

Holy shit. Those two in the last picture will be putting some orthopedic surgeon's kids through college. I know there's someone out there who likes that, but damn, that seems like it would be awkward to have sex with.

Those milk bags are fucking disgusting...

The lady on the right looks like a comic book heroine come to life. Not my thinkg, but she's kind of rockin' it. The lady on the left, however, looks about 50, wearing a bad wig and her teenage daughter's clothes, and like she's stuffed about 3 dozen rolled up gym socks in a mesh laundry bag she's tied around her waist. It's kind of sad.

I love tits, but sweet Jesus who thought those monstrosities were a good idea? And on a couple of fifty year old broads, no less!

You guys run into Obama yet? I see he's in town.

Thanks, Dan. Now we all believe that you really are at a porn convention, and not just screwing off.

i still can't figure out why you took kelly o. erica seemed like the obvious choice to me.

Those are not even implants they are prosthetics.

@10

Kelly looks to be maintaining a simple classy image amidst the "debauchery". In past pics of erica, she looks either cranky, stupidly proud (bacon dogs?), or sweet (but that sweet photo might be because she received a reward that night).

Look for image adjustments by princess ECB in the vein of HRC.

I agree, it's obvious.

Kelly O is hot!

As posited in Stephen King's "The Stand", all evil is suckably drawn into the amoral maw of Vegas - and the good go to Boulder. I hope that's right.

Thanks for editing out the stuff that was in really bad taste.

@1 - I'm with you there. I love me some Aurora Snow.

Belladonna isn't bad either, though. She's gorgeous and dirrrrty. Uh...or so I've heard.

Ah, Belladonna and her oddly charming front tooth gap.

Have fun, kiddies. I'm still jealous.

Two thoughts:

1) If I can't help thinking "loser convention", does that make me uptight? (I don't mean the porn stars or press, but the people attending.)

2) Belladonna is HOT!

It's not a porn convention, it's the Republican delegation to the caucus.

Those boobs are almost as big as George W, only less nucular.

And probably smarter.

sasha grey and her predecessor bella donna. classic

the fleshlight girl looks like one of my stepdaughter's friends. about the same age, too. i'm getting very very old.

Wow Kelly are you *hawt* or what? We need to meet!