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Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Smear the Queer

posted by on January 22 at 7:33 AM

For those of you keeping track at home: Obama is a secret Muslim and a deep-cover Al Qaeda operative planning to seize control of the White House so he and his Islamic pals can take over the world and force us all to live by the tenets of Osama bin Laden’s ultra-conservative, infidel-beheading, women-enslaving, alcohol-shunning, gay-executing brand of Islam.

Oh, and Obama is also a drug-abusing homosexual who hangs out in bars and has absolutely terrible taste in men:

I’m with Gawker: If Obama were a fag—and he doesn’t set off my gaydar—he could do a hell of a lot better than this toothless, pasty-faced, scraggly-faced, presumably-bald sack-o-shit.

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I got as far as "left in my limo" and was done. Now if I could just figure out how to post my testimony about the trist I had with Fred Thompson on Utube.
We met at a law and order crime scene and it was lust at first sight....or was that Hillary?

Posted by jamesb | January 22, 2008 7:47 AM

not good news for Obama - all the snide comments about taste in men and silly dismisives aside

hard ball stuff

and as we all know, no black men have a moment or two or three of secret down low escapades

Posted by Jackie | January 22, 2008 7:57 AM

He lost me with the word "upscale". But yes, the whole thing about limo was pretty over-the-top as well. Unless he's one of those guys who bought a limo and does chauffeur work on the side for proms and frat parties.

Posted by catalina vel-duray | January 22, 2008 8:00 AM

I'm not believing it.

But the correct riposte would get a bunch of people out there doing multiple videos smearing every candidate in this fashion.

Drown it out in a sea of garbage.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | January 22, 2008 8:01 AM

The guy seems a little... how do you say? Retarded. Yeah, retarded.

Posted by Jason Josephes | January 22, 2008 8:05 AM

Come out swinging, Mr. O. Sue this loser for everything he's got. Oh, wait, he hasn't got anything except that cap, and you don't want to touch that.

"Powder cocaine for me and crack cocaine for him" is a nice touch. Who wrote this?

Posted by Fnarf | January 22, 2008 8:23 AM

Slander. Awesome.

Posted by Voice of Reason | January 22, 2008 8:25 AM

This ain't shit compared to the muck they'll trot out if HRC is the Democratic nominee.

Posted by Boomer in NYC | January 22, 2008 8:37 AM

Listen to him at 0:19 - he clearly skips at least one, maybe two, lines from his cue card.

Something tells me in the "coming forth" sweepstakes, there are plenty of people in the world who might see this and immediately say, "Oh, THAT insane motherfucker...."

Posted by Wowza | January 22, 2008 8:38 AM

Anyone else's gaydar go off when Romney is on the teevee?

Posted by justsayin | January 22, 2008 8:41 AM

I feel dirty just watching that sack of crap talk. shudder.

I bet this isn't some crank though, I bet it will be traced back to someone's political campaign (probably republican, maybe democrat).

Posted by Just Some Guy | January 22, 2008 8:46 AM


Posted by Mr. Poe | January 22, 2008 8:48 AM

@10. Yes.

Posted by superyeadon | January 22, 2008 8:55 AM

I would take a bj from obama. for sure.

Posted by Notecarder | January 22, 2008 9:06 AM

This is GREAT theater. Sex with Obama? I think not. Poor silly white man, why could it not be an under-age black girl and sex in the back of the limo.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | January 22, 2008 9:10 AM
16 next!! I want to be famous too...please pick me!!

You can have my children and I'll beat a car with an umbrella if I have to.

Just get me on the news!!

love me..


Posted by patrick | January 22, 2008 9:16 AM

anyone who would believe this fairy tale (pun intended) wasn't at risk for voting for obama anyway. this is the best they can do? it's no swift boat campaign, that's for damn sure

Posted by ellarosa | January 22, 2008 9:28 AM


Posted by Greg | January 22, 2008 9:32 AM

This is only the beginning. By the time this election is over, people will wish for the civility of the swiftboat ads.

Also, couldn't they at least get a decent looking guy?

Posted by Mike in MO | January 22, 2008 9:36 AM

I bet Mr Poe secretly has a boner for this dude...

Posted by Mike in MO | January 22, 2008 9:37 AM

Most likely not too bright drug addled closeted gay man with african american fetish leaves his redneck town to go to Chicago. (If he comes out at home he'd be dragged behind a pickup truck.) Picks up african-american man in bar who, wisely, gives him first fake name that pops into his head. He'll pass a lie detector because he really believes it.

Posted by mikeblanco | January 22, 2008 9:43 AM

I am not ashamed of my boners. A boner for this dude is nonexistent.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 22, 2008 9:48 AM

@21 Your mind is in the gutter, where our minds belong. Perfect explanation for this.

Posted by It's Mark Mitchell | January 22, 2008 9:54 AM

Hillary's got thick ankles and a shrewish fishwife voice; this guy is a pasty, bald, lying sack of toothless shit. Now say he looked like Denzel or Jamie, what then? However do casting directors get their jobs - are they blind? The Other O has already said he's done drugs so what more do people want? And who hasn't gotten a BJ in the back of a limousine? Jeeze Louwheeze!

Posted by RHETT ORACLE | January 22, 2008 10:12 AM

Why does Dan have to toss in presumably-bald?

Posted by skinhead | January 22, 2008 10:30 AM

@21 was my interpretation too. Bet the GOP ratfuckers have gone down every list of young Democratic state house members and sent out operatives using their names for blowjobs.

Posted by Mark | January 22, 2008 10:38 AM

maybe he was better looking in 1999.... =)

Posted by Judith | January 22, 2008 11:20 AM

Left in my limo. Hehehehe

Posted by johnnie | January 22, 2008 3:21 PM

I hope he has better bj skills than he does speaking skills.
Did he say limo? I could swear I heard him say El Dorado.

Posted by Joy | January 22, 2008 4:11 PM

Even IF (big if) it were true ... he still would have my vote ...

Posted by OR Matt | January 22, 2008 5:48 PM

I love how it's powder cocaine for the white man and crack cocaine for the Kan-yen Obama. Racist BS.

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | January 22, 2008 9:29 PM

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