Game: Set in a future-world where humans can control other humans in mass-scale, multi-player online gaming environments, a star player (Butler) from a game called "Slayers" looks to regain his independence while taking down the game's mastermind (Hall).
Fuuuuuuuuuuck! That sounds so fucking terrible! WOOT! Now that Butler has some scandal on his name, maybe it will open a window to another scandal that could be legitimately deemed "the best celebrity sighting ever". Since, you know, right now nobody really cares about him or her. Speaking of this Amber, she appears to be battling Angelina Jolie for worst actress filmography of all time. I think this scandal has only accomplished one thing, and that thing happens to be a question.
Five years from now, who will be the Queen of Shit? Amber, or Angelina? Hmmm...
This. Is. SPARTA.
Now where did I put that well ...
i think the Stranger just needs to go all the way and have a cute little map graphic like Defamer so we can pinpoint these sightings...
i wanna know where jean enersen, kenny g, tom skerrit and pa-chihuly are at all times of the day and night. oh, and 'julie mccoy', 'les nesman' and 'the professor' from gilligan's island, too...
and gerard butler...ditto.
Perez.
@ 5
do NOT "perez" me, bitch. i will so slap your ass to the ground.
@ 4
kenny g is crashing an airplane, chihuly is polishing his eye, julie mccoy is serving cheese at QFC, the professor has fallen and he can't get up, and i don't know what jean ennersen is doing, but it's not shoplifiting. that's for damn sure.
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