There has to be some sexual act that involves throwing or spitting jism that we can call "hucking the bee" and thus "getting a Huckabee". There just has to be.
huckabee: when you get a suprise load deposited at the back of your mouth and cough it up to spit it out. example: "The idiot didn't warn me and I had to huckabee all over the sheets."
The Huckabee is when you're fucking someone in the ass, the condom comes off, you don't say anything 'cause it feels so good, and you blow your unprotected nut in their shitter. Oh, then you roll over and go to sleep without reciprocating.
1 & 2 - Both very clever.
I think you should do this, dan!
Huckabeestiality 1) the fantasy or act of getting a rimjob from a dog 2) above plus killing the dog by hanging afterward
Hmmm...I'm seeing a trend already.
Perhaps "Huckabee" is simply an unwanted, surprise load of come.
"Dude totally Huckabeed in my ass, and I had to run go douche it out"
I think he has to get elected first.
Huckabee: Anal sex with Rick Santorum.
It needs to be something unpleasant. Nothing fun. Don't name some pleasurable sex act The Huckabee, then I'll never want to do it. I like 1 and 2. Hacking and spitting an unexpected load. Hacking - Hucking - it sounds right.
Oh, we should definitely do it.
huckabee (v) - In heterosexual intercourse - to make an intentional but unannounced penetration into the female's unlubricated anus.
Example: "So we were having a great time, fucking away, and then he pinned me down a huckabeed my ass - the bastard!"
Would a Huckabee have something to do with using cum as a sauce for grilled squirrels?
I agree with 8. He's still just a candidate....and I really doubt he's going anywhere. Save it for someone who matters.
The huckabee: Using your partner's cum as lube to jack off after he blows his load all over your cock...
I was so turned on after he came that I did the huckabee...
Alluding to Huckabee playing the bass guitar, or, as they might say in musical circles, "holding the bottom", how about a sling?
"I thought it was gonna be a boring night, but my daddy put me in the Huckabee for six hours"
Ditto 8 and 13.
Since he's obsessed with beastiality it should be beastiality related...something with goats or dogs or goats AND dogs.
I've started referring to throwing my weight around and bullying as, "Savaging."
In keeping with the trend that in 2007 some of the biggest political homophobes turned out gay themselves perhaps the name huckabee should be come synonymous with individuals who one might identify as "closeted" in regard to their sexuality.
Example: Larry Craig is such a fucking huckabee.
I think now is a great time to start bullying him. It might help derail his campaign.
That only works if you're about to cum. Once it begins to dry up and coag, you've ruined it. Even when you add lube. You'll have to fight to cum all over that chest.
Much like Huckabee is going to have to fight to rub this all out.
Dan, you don't want to do this too often because it could lose its punch. Wait to see if this guy becomes a viable GOP candidate, then do it.
Personally, I think he's going to implode by Feb 5, if not before. (I'm hoping it's a sex scandal - he's the type).
i think something to do with gag reflex is most appropriate. but who would orally penetrate animals? animal-initiated licking isn't the same thing. i guess a stupid guy would try to orally rape an animal, but that wouldn't get very far. so "a huckabee" could be some rube who tries to get a dog or cow to blow him.
I'm all for #6. Huckabeestiality! haha
If he's going to associate homosexuality with bestiality why not associate him with bestiality.
Receiving a Huckabee. Having an animal perform oral on you through the use of peanut butter, or other food stuffs, applied to your genitals.
Perhaps a Huckabee should be something Biblical, like putting aside your ugly old wife for your shiny new young wife. Especially when you keep the old wife around. Rudy huckabeed Judith Regan, for example.
Or it could be when somebody who supposedly loves you because you're so holy and righteous (the way the GOP supposedly loves evangelicals) and then cheats on you with somebody with no morals but lots of money (the way the GOP serves the interests of corporations and the rich). The candidates love the base in the primary, but huckabee them in the general.
The guy's name already practically has the word fuck in it. Who could vote for that with a straight face? Ohhh, right. The same people who say the earth is 3000 years old with a straight face.
I'm gonna buck the trend here. The thing with Huckabilly is that the fucker is corrupt as all get-out. He's legendary for it in Arkansas, from the illegal gifts of furnishings for his house which he accepted, to pressuring the cops to take the heat off his son after the kid brutalized and killed a dog. A huckabee has to be something to do with utter corruption and hypocrisy.
"That damned building inspector wouldn't let us put on the second story until we paid him a huckabee under the table." That sort of thing.
His name really does lend to it, so I imagine its very tempting, but considering the significant probability that his candidacy will be a faint memory in a few months, is it really worthwhile? Scalia by contrast plagues us year in & year out with his warped, xenophobic opinions.
However, in the case we do name something for Huckabee, how about the pink eye-esque effect resulting from or the act of getting ejaculate in your partner's eye?
Given that he keeps bringing beastiality up and given that he apparently likes to eat fried squirrels, I wanted to suggest something about fucking road kill and then eating it. But I'm afraid usage would be limited.
So unwanted cumshots gets my vote.
It would give a whole new meaning to the movie, "I Heart Huckabees."
It's definitely not too early to start this, I have a fear that Fuckabee is going to be our next president. You know how so much of the electorate prefer someone they think they can sit down and have a beer with and someone 'likable' to someone who knows what they are doing or actually has their best interests at heart. (Not that we have any of the latter except maybe Edwards)
Sorry to burst anyone's bubble, but I think Rick "Man on Dog" Santorum already has dibs on all beastiality-related acts.
Sex with dead animals.
It's only appropriate -- if the Huckabee family isn't musing about bestiality, they're killing dogs by hanging, stoning, and bloodletting.
Going with an unwanted / unexpected cumshot. Ruins the night, the huckaber gets to sit there with a self-satisfied grin while the huckabee has a mess to clean up.
#25 is on the right track, but it has to be something more common. How about when a dog humps your leg. I.E. "As soon as my boyfriend's dad sat on the couch, the dog started doing the Huckabee on him."
I think that 'Huckabee' should be the verb for comitting an act of besiality. Why?
1) Because he's the one who brought bestiality up. Let he who lives by the horse-cock die by the horse-cock.
2) Because his name practically says it already. Huckabee? Fuck a beast? Come on.
3) Because as of yet there isn't really any good simple one-word verb for sexually interfering with an animal.
I'm with 21:
Huckabee (verb): To cause unwanted contact between one's eye and a partner's ejaculate, resulting in watering and redness of the eye.
"Did you see Stella? I think she has conjunctivitis."
"Nah. Her husband's just sloppy--she got Huckabeed."
Huckabee: The plight of being closely associated with a washed-up 4th rate whimpy actor.
Why not adapt his name as the nickname for an unfeasibly small penis? Fuck-A-Bee. Noun. Your dick so small you could fuck a bee.
Along the lines of #1 & #2: It should be a noun referring to a load noisily spat out and in flight. "I was just driving down the street, minding my own business, when suddenly a huckabee splattered across my windshield!"
I agree, he's not viable yet. If he becomes so, then let 'er rip. The publicity would be better after the nominees are decided and the news cycle slows down a bit.
Dan, I think we should save it for whichever Republican ends up winning the nomination before doing a Santorum with thier name.
So, something "more common" that involves a sex act (potentially bestiality) and preferrably ties into the whole evangelical pastor facet. Dan, maybe you could come up with something that you could tie into your Youth Pastor Watch posts so that we could ensure constant usage?
I think we should wait until whichever Republican wins the nomination before doing a Santorum with his name.
Huckabee-stings--the new term for herpes blisters. An annoying disease that just wont go away.
The Santorum trick will lose some of its strength every time it's repeated, and in big increments.
Given the high cost, I agree with @8, @13, and others that we shouldn't waste it on a flash-in-the-pan like Huckabee, even if he does get the nomination.
i think the people saying we shouldn wait for a nominee to appear is ignoring the point.
huckabee is the one making the stupid comments. i can't see john mccain saying anything like this.
huckabee has the perfect name for such a term.
huckabee is not going to leave the scene anytime soon. he is the youngest of the republican candidates.
go for it now.
I vote for @36. It has all of the necessary elements, and works well if Huckabee is not a viable candidate (i.e. if he ends up being an annoying little dog trying to fuck our legs).
He ALSO compared same-sex marriage to marriage between a man and a child, which I'm sure is a reference to pedophilia, or child abuse. See original quote below. Let's not overlook that too. It was actually a double-bad statement.
"I think the radical view is to say that we’re going to change the definition of marriage so that it can mean two men, two women, a man and three women, a man and a child, a man and animal."
A man that wants to be president -- and has a shot at becoming the most powerful man on the planet -- just compared my relationship to child rape and dog fucking. And I'm bullying him?
Please. I'm mocking him. And he deserves to be mocked. But me bullying Mike Huckabee? I wish I was that powerful.
When I think "Huckabee," I picture unintended vomitting as a result of a particularily nasty ejaculation during oral sex.
"He didn't tell me that he had an infection and when he came in my mouth, I huckabee'd all over his cock."
In 1949 Chubby Checker had a hit parade song called "Hucklebuck" - check out this link, scroll down to some of the descriptions of "doing the hucklebuck" - change "buck" to "bee" - you've got some hilarious, Ozarkian, redneck winners.
#7 is the best. It's kind of onomatopoeic, and it's something common enough that people could actually use it.
Some good ones here - I like #7 in particular. Slog Poll! Slog Poll!
Save it for later. But if you feel the need, "unwanted, surprise load of come" is best. And we straights can use the phrase, too.
I'm with you, except I'd dare to go a little farther: it worked beautifully once, but never again.
It's like one of those moments where you do something that's "funny once". In that same vein, I don't think a second sex-related noun or verb or whatever will catch on.
Not to mention, "santorum" already sounded like something clinical and nasty. For Huckabee, I think you're stuck with "Fuckabee".
A Huckabee is a wet fart. I thought everybody knew that.
I think we should wait and see if he gets the nomination... I'm sure you'll be tempted some other time in the next few years, so make sure it counts.
I like the "surprise load" idea -- in order to catch on it needs to be something that actually happens to some people on occasion (as opposed to fucking a dead animal or something).
Huckabee: the cum in your undies when you jack-off at an inopportune moment and can't clean up properly, i.e.-- "The boss walked in right as I was about to rub one out into the urinal, so I had to walk around with a Huckabee in my shorts."
How about accidentally barfing a little in your mouth during oral sex? There was a Savage Lovecast about that not long ago.
"Asshole knows to go easy on my gag reflex. It's his own fault I Huckabeed and had to stop in the middle."
Hit post too fast, sorry. Mine appeals to me because it's gross, always (apologies, BJ barf fetishists) accidental, and refers to anyone who has sex with men. Like, say, closeted Republican lawmakers.
Huckabee refers to a person engaging in incest.
An arkansas huckabee refers to person conceived of an incestuous union and as such is either dumb as a stump or psychotic.
It wouldn't surprise me if Toby @57 is right. At least for the moment, this is a bad idea.
Eh, I'd say save it for now. Wait to see who gets the nomination. If he doesn't get it, you'd be spending a lot of crowd effort just to go after a former governor.
i would go with the unexpected load. See what comes of it, it couldnt hurt!
Damn, StotheL, you just beat me to it.
I also go for the accidently throwing up a little in your mouth while giving a BJ. In addition to what StotheL said, I think it's apropos because it catches you off guard; like you randomly hear Huckabee thrusting his revolting views at you just a bit to hard, causing you to gag and throw up in your mouth.
The problem with all the bestiality stuff is, if it's not something that actually comes up with regularity, it will never gain actual usage.
Look, SC votes on saturday. If he wins, which is very likely, Dan should go ahead and publish this idea in his column. If he loses, his campaign is probably done anyway.
Perhaps a Huckabee is when the residual cum on your pee-pee tip glues your dick to your undies and hurts when you have to rip it apart.
Going way up thread here, but just as santorum refers to a by-product of anal sex, associating Sen Santorum with that which he fears, I think @11 had it best:
huckabee (v) - In heterosexual intercourse - to make an intentional but unannounced penetration into the female's unlubricated anus.
Think about it: Getting fucked in the ass and not seeing it coming, or inviting it, or asking permission. Didn't want it, didn't anticipate it,but all of a sudden--WHAM. You're fucked.
Just like the man would do to us if elected, just as he would do to our about-to-be-Christianized Constitution, just like any rude fuck in bed who goes for it without asking: Getting fucked in the ass without permission. Huckabeed.
@68, et al.:
Rick Santorum is now a former senator, there is not a big difference if Huckabee does not get the nomination and tops out as a former governor and presidential hopeful. Both used a national stage to be total asshats, the new usages of their names will ensure that people are reminded of their asshattery much longer than their time in office.
Huckabee: a hypocritical, holier than thou religious fanatic who campaigns to legally limit sex to married, male on female missionary intercourse while actively engaging in all forms of sodomy, incest, and bestiality.
A Huckster would be a Huckabee caught in the act. (Ala Larry "wide stance" Craig.)
Patience ... you don't want to use the treatment on EVERYONE. It will loose it's power. Huckabee gets the treatment AFTER he wins the nomination.
Then I think the unexplained load in the mouth is a good one.
Huckabee deserves this more than ANYONE. If there is even the slightest chance that a religious nutter like him gets near the White House, I will be forced to say away from the US for yet another 4 years.
A Huckabee....someone who gets caught entering the back door without permission. A guy who goes "oops, sorry..." then denies he did anything wrong.
Huckabee deserves this more than ANYONE. If there is even the slightest chance that a religious nutter like him would get anywhere near the White House, I will be forced to say away from the US for yet another 4 years.
@ 8 and 13, I think the point here is to sabotage his campaign BEFORE he gets elected.
I agree with 11. A Huckabee is when a guy slips his dick into a woman's ass during heterosexual intercourse and then later claims it was an accident.
On a related note... my husband absolutely does not want his organs donated, (no relgious reasons, just because he thinks it's weird). I think that's ridiculous, and plan on donating his organs should the situation arise. I may be a bad wife, but whatever, he'd be dead.
I'm for the unexpected cumshot. One can't huckabee willingly (Man, out of nowhere, I huckabeed on the pillow!), but one can be huckabeed (All of a sudden, he huckabeed! I thought we'd have at least another 30 minutes!).
And I also offer an alternative: Huckabee, n., Jizz discovered after one's sure all jizz had been accounted for. In usage: "I totally put new sheets on the bed, and new pillow cases, but I somehow missed the huckabee on the windowsill," or, "Lohan said she just had a shower, but she somehow still had some huckabee on her chin."
Oops... ignore @82, that was meant for a different post. How did that happen?
while 82 sounds pretty good (my widow huckabeed my organs), i gotta say 83 is sounding like a winner. Unexpected spooge as opposed to the unexpected act. That happened at our house a coupla weeks ago, and i think my wife would agree that laying her head on my chest and getting a surprise faceful of our partner's spunk was totally getting huckabeed.
I like the above, along these lines: an unexpected load of come delivered where it's not wanted.
Huckabee: That feeling when, having blown one while flying solo, you didn't get it all cleaned off and it dried in your stomach hairs and pubes, resulting in a painful pulling of the hair when you finally got out of bed/off the floor/off the kitchen counter/off the altar to go take a leak.
Usage: "Dude. I stood up and was all like "CHRIST! HUCKABEE!"
Also: Huckabeed, huckabeeing
Huckabee: The frothy mix of semen and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex without lube.
I think it should refer to the child-or-animal sex partner of a Republican. The word has the same cadence as concubine. "Mike kept a huckabee at church, and another in the barn."
i think 90 is getting close, but instead of naming the victim a "huckabee", why not the aggressor? a huckabee could become the term for a christianist pedophile and/or animal and/or corpse fucker.
"jed smith, a registered huckabee since being found guilty of child rape in 1996..."
The act of jamming your cock into the back of someone's mouth so hard at the moment of climax that your ejaculate shoots of their nostrils.
How about Huck-a-beast?
The act of jamming your cock into the back of someone's mouth so hard at the moment of climax that your ejaculate shoots out of their nostrils.
keep in mind -- 'santorum' was so successful b/c it's so relatable, so icky, and so perfectly fit to that pennsylvania asshole.
in my mind, effectively using 'huckabee' would be to link it to something relevant, well-known but hard to describe, and truly truly awful.
i don't think the cum-in-the-throat/ass/pubic hair direction is nearly terrible enough to attribute this man's name to.
Someone throwing up in your lap as they are giving you a blow job.
"My girlfriend and I were out the other night and she had too much to drink. When we got home she started blowing me and then huckabeed in my lap. Fucking gross"
Has anyone suggested "AIDS" yet?
It's gotta be barfing while giving a BJ, people. Huck sounds like hack or harf or hurl, bee for BJ.
I like the unexpected ass penetration idea, because (like vomit) you don't see it coming. But some people like being assfucked. Vomit is never wanted.*
Can't be a sexual predator or victim of a predator - as far as we know, he's not a rapist, that's taking it too far. And it would be cruel to victims of sexual violence.
*Apologies, once again, to the BJ vomit fetishists in the crowd.
I kind of like Stothel's reasoning -- and, like Santorum being tagged with his obsession (buttsex), Huckabee would be associated with, well, disgusting bile spewing out of someone's mouth...
But let's see if he gets the nomination first...
Aww, I'm blushing!
Huckabee could also just simply mean someone who used to be fat, got really skinny and became an asshole
Sputum containing pubic hairs--the unpleasant (but ubiquitous) byproduct of oral sex.
Given The Huck's penchant for shamelessly soliciting gifts from his loyal subjects, I think it should be a grotesque sex act with a big furry stuffed animal, performed simultaneously by multiple closeted Republicans. Such as...
"I can't believe you Huckabeed my precious Mr. Bongo the Siverback Gorilla!"
OK. Why are homosexuals and their supporters so self centered? Seriously, you're leaving the polygamists and pedophiles out in the cold. And again how can you call marriage to an animal bestiality? Obviously you don't realize that sex stops after marriage!
Is vomit during a blow job all that common? it wont be effective as Santorum. It should have something to do with force- i liked the un expected load in the ass idea, but he's too vocal about bestiality for it not to relate to animal/childfucking and he's way too much of a homophobe for it not to relate to a predominantly homosexual act. That would really get to that pandering-closed minded- rightist ass hole.
I hate that guy! Lets get him if he gets the nomination.
Whatever definitions you are trying to pick from, Dan, put them in your column and let us vote on them!
There's already a definition up on urbandictionary.com, posted the day before Dan's post on Slog.
@Mallory 105 -
You're concerned that a little throw-up during bj's isn't common enough, but suggest bestiality or pedophilia? (gay bestiality or pedophilia, no less)
We're not talking about full-on, throw up all over the lap vomiting, but I'm pretty sure anybody who's ever given a blowjob has had a moment where their gag reflex kicks in and they urpsy just a little bit in their mouth and quickly swallow it.
What was done to Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum was a very powerful thing. I'm also afraid the power of this tool will exponentially diminish with repeated use. Tempting though it is, I don't think we should do this until/unless Huckabee has the nomination. I just don't think he's worth it yet.
I don't think we should name anything after him yet. I would LOVE to see him be the Republican candidate. He's totally unelectable in a general election. I say we let him be, even support him a little to get him to the general election. If he's the Republican candidate Obama will win in a landslide.
As to what we should name after him (after the primaries). I like the Hack/Huck connection. Maybe when you shoot such a big load down a throat that they gag on it and can't swallow.
"huckabee (v) - In heterosexual intercourse - to make an intentional but unannounced penetration into the female's unlubricated anus.
Example: 'So we were having a great time, fucking away, and then he pinned me down a huckabeed my ass - the bastard!'"
Curiously enough, there's already a term used to describe the act of a man pinning a woman down and forcibly fucking her ass when she doesn't want him to: it's called, in some circles, "rape" (pronounced to rhyme with "tape").
Obscure, I know, but nonetheless...
i laughed sooooo hard at all these. made my day. personally, I have to vote for the comment made about having such a small dick you could fuck a bee.
Huckabeetosis: A rare condition of having such a small penis you can actually fuck a bee.
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