Poor guy. Answers to these types of situations are only obvious to those not involved. I wonder what advice he'd give his best friend if said best friend came to him with the exact same story.

Jealousy is a bitch.

Whoa.

One point off for not citing DTMFA.

over all of that he should be more concerned with how many loads she's getting shot into her and if he is leaving them in there too before she ends up with a mystery baby or they all get some disease.

This young man needs to get some std screening, the woman in question is having unprotected sex with multiple partners, so, so is he.

A 20 year old without a clue. Love? I doubt it.

I dunno, this plays out so scripted, did you wonder if it's for real?

Not anymore he isn't, if he's smart. Dump. And then test.

Man, and straights say gay sex is gross. Yuck-o-rama.

And yeah Dan - serious points off for not hitting on the STI testing thing. If he doesn't DTMFA, he should be sure to wrap himself up before touching her ever again.

Like you said there is a small group of men that would be very excited by this kind of activity. He is clearly not this man and MUST move on. Must be something wrong with this guy or he must be pretty young and naive.

"First, she had come over the other night to have sex with me; when she got on top of my face, it was so obvious that she had been carrying the other man’s load in her."

Ok, that's really fucking gross.

I call a fake.

Hot.

But a fake.

its kind of funny though. I just can't get over the whole "afraid of losing her" thing though. I'd smack him across the face if i was his friend and tell him to "get a fucking grip"

She's having unprotected sex with multiple partners. This guy should be getting an HIV test.

Here is how to get the a decent at home HIV test.

You misspelled "thee". The archaic language sounds odd coming from you, though.

@13 -

I just can't get over the whole "afraid of losing her" thing though.

You don't understand. This chick is HOT. I could stick a lump of coal up in there, and two hours later it would be a diamond.

If she starts taking it in the ass, she can fart it out on his chest and smear it with her hands while she shoves her bleedhole in his face. That would be slightly better.

13-

Are you *the* guy? Are you "Pussy Whipped"?

It matters not at all how hot she is. At 20 you don't think of these things, but *nobody* is hot after five years. Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston didn't find each other hot after five years. The diseases and or child payments she

WILL give you will last far longer than her hotness.

Enjoy the time you had together, but DTMFA and get tested.

Whoops. Meant for 18.

Dammit. Meant 17. This is why I shouldn't post when I'm sick.

@15
I like to go to Harborview for those tests. Helps me keep it real. but thanks4 the F-ert......man, i'm stoked for this 'blogging' faze of my life to run its coarse, laterz

std test, dtmfa. you aint ready bud.

$5.00 says that if you track that email back you will find about three stoned guys in dorm room laughing their ass off. And maybe only one of them has gotten laid, ever, and it was pretty much vanilla sex.

#18
I look forward to the day when you..

Poe's been doing his research. Nice.

Gawd str8 people do that sort of stuff? Where is James Dobson when we REALLY need him. Actually, I'm glad Mr 20yr old is getting it on with an "older" woman. All is right with the world.

ok, i admit it. i'm the mystery third man. and i eat a lot of asparagus, red meat, garlic, broccoli, dairy, and i drink coffee by the bucket.

maybe she can support him with all the money she made from 2 girls one cup.

@19, @20, @21 - I didn't mean hot looking. She's actually cross-eyed and missing most of her teeth.

And I always wear condoms. What do you think I am, NUTS?

BTW, does anybody manufacture a face condom?

@30 - Oops, I accidentally signed that one with another Slogger's handle. What was I thinking? Silly me. Mahtli69 had nothing to do with that post. No siree.

@31 - lol, BUSTED!

Totally has to break up with her.

I love her and she loves me.

She loves you so much that she

I don’t want to lose her.

I don't know what you think you have that you don't want to lose, bud. DTMFA and get thee to the doctor or an STD testing clinic, stat.

@Big Sven #19

If I remember right, you admitted once that you are obese.

I still find my partner inCREDIBLY hot at year 5.

can i get her digits?

monster-

I'm technically "obese", if you use the BMI. I will point out somewhat defensively that if you are 6'1" like myself, anyone over 225lb is considered obese. I was able to climb Ruth Peak this summer, so my build is more "brick shithouse" than "Mr. Creosote". Mrs. Svenson likes 'em big, though she supports my current weight loss efforts.

But really, I think the studies have shown (I don't have the refs, sorry) that *every* relationship has the crush stage ("hey, this person wants to fuck *me*!"), the infatuation stage ("man do I like to fuck this person") and the long term stage ("missionary again?!?"), whether you've George Clooney or Drew Carey.

Everyone, thanks for the advice\comments. I ended up following Dan's and many of your advice and dumped her!!!!!

It was very difficult and I'll spare you the details of how it went down. But you know being involved in a situation that you keep hoping will change is hard to look at objectively.

Oh well, on to the next.

PW

Hotness is temporary, STDs are forever.

pw @8, what makes you think we want to be spared the details? we love details. ok, so keep them to yourself if it makes you feel better, but don't kid yourself that you aren't depriving us of the spice of life here!