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her company should fold. she lost to a carjacker, how can anyone honestly claim that she could protect you

Posted by Bellevue Ave | January 31, 2008 4:17 PM
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Charles needs to write the new Bond film...the title of this piece is WAAAAY better than "Quantum of Solace"

Posted by michael strangeways | January 31, 2008 4:18 PM
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That picture looks like a plastic doll

Posted by vooodooo84 | January 31, 2008 4:21 PM
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Jesus! Guess she should've just let the guy take the damn car!

Posted by fs | January 31, 2008 4:22 PM
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“I do think that a girl should be a girl, not a Terminator”

...which is a shame, since we all know that a Terminator can hang from a speeding car without injury.

Posted by Big Sven | January 31, 2008 4:27 PM
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this is a really sad, tragic story, but i must say.... an all-female/russian/ninja private security firm headed by a former model is some *scorching* hot shit. damn!

Posted by brandon | January 31, 2008 4:28 PM
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Movie, please.

Posted by Gloria | January 31, 2008 4:32 PM
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You guys will criticize anything. I'm with Brandon. That shit's HOT!

Posted by *gong* | January 31, 2008 4:32 PM
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Incredibly hot. Even without that picture, I'd probably be pitching a tent.

Posted by left coast | January 31, 2008 4:35 PM
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you guys would so easily be assassinated. one hot woman with a gun and you'd be doing whatever they wanted. you'd ask to be driven to the nearest bridge.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | January 31, 2008 4:41 PM
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Totally hot. Somebody needs to invent some kind of service where men can rent time with sexy women who act tough and aggressive.

...Oh. They do? Well good then.

Posted by elenchos | January 31, 2008 4:44 PM
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and this motherfucking idea was already made into TV with pam anderson. it was called VIP. there was another one too. She Spies. Both sucked.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | January 31, 2008 4:45 PM
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way too skinny. but @10 is right.

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 31, 2008 4:46 PM
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@10 is totally right, and maybe she should have been running an assination business instead. If she's driven me around naked with her ass in the air, we could have been going anywhere.

My apologies for making fun of sexy Seattle people. It takes balls to throw your picture in, and none to shoot your mouth off on here. Rightly removerd. Sorry for being a dick.

Posted by left coast | January 31, 2008 4:59 PM
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i actually prefer when charles writes with his penis rather than his refined communist/artistic/philosophical/race sensibilities. less pretense.

Posted by ellarosa | January 31, 2008 7:26 PM
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And has anyone actually counted (and expressed as a percentage) the number of guys who get killed in this work? just curious. for all we know, she and her underlings did do a better job. I'd like to see the data before we say things like @1, @5, %10 and "to make it clear that she was feminine as well as good with a gun". And I'm not sure what to do with 15.

Posted by idaho | January 31, 2008 11:29 PM
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@16: In Russia? Gimmee a break.

Flathead security folks die all the time. They're a dime a dozen. They have recruiting firms that scour the country looking for the biggest galoots they can find (think UW football players).

There seems to a direct negative correlation between their size and their IQ.

Posted by gnossos | February 1, 2008 12:34 AM
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Oh yeah, and according to a couple of the eXile guys, one the biggest occupational hazards for the security guys is getting caught boning the boss's wife and/or girlfriend(s) and/or daughter(s).

So hiring a woman may make perfect sense.

Posted by gnossos | February 1, 2008 12:46 AM
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What a shame. Please when you catch this guy, teach him the meaning of pain

Posted by Tim | February 1, 2008 9:13 AM
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Aaron Spelling should totally get his ass to Russia and take some notes. I smell a hit!

Posted by monkey | February 1, 2008 10:02 AM
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Aaron Spelling has been dead for a while now there 'Monkey' ... read a newspaper once in a while and don't depend on 90210 re-runs.

Posted by Monkey is an idiot! | February 3, 2008 9:29 AM
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