Celeb Re: Heath Ledger Found Dead
posted by January 22 at 14:52 PMon
Text messages exchanged in the wake of Heath Ledger’s devastating end:
RIP Heath Ledger!
I KNOW! TOTES SHOCKING!
I feel hella sad about that one, bro. I mean, not quite as insane as the Croc Hunter, but 2nd place for sure.
Totally. I was like, how could Ledge be deceased when Bonaduce is roaming around town with steroids for blood?
GOOD POINT! Also, I feel like I should get the afternoon off for bereavement leave.
I know. I just talked to Sonia and we think that this might beat out Steve Irwin, because he DID hunt crocs for a living. Also, do we really have to start on the James Dean comparisons?
Seriously. Car accident is not the same as OD in M-K’s apt. He’s more like the next Renfro, if you have to make a nonsense comparison.
GP. God, I’m barely over Renfro. BTW, the coverage of this on cable news is hilarious. They called him a gypsy!
Well, he WAS constantly crystal-gazing. And he did train Matilda to pick the fanny packs of unsuspecting white tourists.
Now they’re saying that playing the Joker haunted him and gave him insomnia. REALLY? HAUNTED TO DEATH BY THE JOKER?
RIP, man. RIP.Thanks to Meags for the up-to-the-minute coverage, and for that really good point about Danny Bonaduce.