Morgan: If you can't find it anywhere else, go to B-Bam! and make your own. (And please, use "fewer" instead of "less.")

either way, i like fewer less than less.

Fewer is used if the subject is something tangible, something that can be physical counted: Fewer miles.

Less is used when your subject is non-tangible: Less distance.

Hope this helps. I didn't go to college, only drama school, but I've read a few books about grammar since then.

As for the shirt, it would also work if you de-pluralized the nouns: Less Human, More Robot, which reads like a whimsical description of the man wearing the shirt.

A good rule is, if it's plural, use fewer (fewer humans). If singular, use less (less human, less water, less yogurt, etc.)

Continuous things are infinitely divisible. Liquids like water or yogurt. Intangibles like love. Less love, not fewer love. I give you much love, not I give you many love.

Love is not, by nature, discrete. You can't have too much of it. Friends are discrete; you can't have too many of them.