Slog - Comments on Overheard in this Morning's Staff Meeting

Comment by wisepunk

wisepunk — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:00:31 -0800

wow, that is a great picture of Mr. Poe

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:01:08 -0800

Every full moon, the vegan werewolf prowls the forests and terrorizes isolated villages to slake its horrible, unquenchable thirst for tofu-victims.

Comment by Sargon Bighorn

Sargon Bighorn — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:03:37 -0800

Charlie Manson is vegan? At least it looks like Charles.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:07:25 -0800

I'm famous!

Comment by heywhatsit

heywhatsit — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:13:16 -0800

You guys have staff meetings???

Comment by COMTE

COMTE — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:15:28 -0800

Well, "staff" has many meanings @5...

Comment by Skip

Skip — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:27:19 -0800

Vegan zombies demand "Grains! Grrrrrainnnns!" so maybe somebody was working on a variation.

Comment by skweetis

skweetis — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:28:55 -0800

Skip FTW! That was hilarious.

Comment by lostboy

lostboy — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:35:49 -0800

Maybe it rips you to shreds and then composts your body for its organic garden?

(...and then by is just amazed at how it all grows.)

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 16:21:31 -0800

Um.

Charlie Bush?

Am I close?

Comment by RainMan

RainMan — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:00:32 -0800

How did you get my 1992 drivers license picture?

Comment by w7ngman

w7ngman — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:31:36 -0800

Question: can cannibals be vegans?

Comment by Cook

Cook — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:35:51 -0800

RE: 12

yes. as long as the cannibalized person wanted to be eaten//wasn't harvested for their food. most of the vegans i know (i am one but think this argument is really...odd) think that people can eat humans if a human agrees to be eaten because humans have the capacity to understand and agree. i mean i guess not eating them would be a waste? i don't know.

they still can't buy wool though!

Comment by Will in Seattle

Will in Seattle — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:40:30 -0800

Only if they're vegetables.

Comment by doodles

doodles — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 19:14:05 -0800

Looks an awful lot like Josh Feit.

Comment by Joe in DE

Joe in DE — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:07:51 -0800

Sirius Black!

Comment by ellarosa

ellarosa — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:37:10 -0800

but 13, have they yet resolved the argument about swallowing semen? and what about vag secretions? never even heard that one addressed. i guess if the semen consents...no, wait, um...oh, forget it.

Comment by Shaniqua

Shaniqua — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 09:53:22 -0800

He looks like one of those poor white boys begging for spare change on Broadway.

Y'all is crazy.

Comment by ellarosa

ellarosa — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:00:09 -0800

so, you can't buy wool, but you can eat consenting humans....hm. and what about swallowing semen? was that one ever resolved? if the semen consents? what about vag secretions?

Comment by ellarosa

ellarosa — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 10:02:46 -0800

the posting process is so weird sometimes...why would a post not show, so you re-type and post, and then suddenly both are there?