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Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Overheard in this Morning’s Staff Meeting

posted by on January 9 at 13:59 PM

“Vegan Werewolf.”

Your guess is as good as mine.


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1

wow, that is a great picture of Mr. Poe

Posted by wisepunk | January 9, 2008 2:00 PM
2

Every full moon, the vegan werewolf prowls the forests and terrorizes isolated villages to slake its horrible, unquenchable thirst for tofu-victims.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | January 9, 2008 2:01 PM
3

Charlie Manson is vegan? At least it looks like Charles.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | January 9, 2008 2:03 PM
4

I'm famous!

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 9, 2008 2:07 PM
5

You guys have staff meetings???

Posted by heywhatsit | January 9, 2008 2:13 PM
6

Well, "staff" has many meanings @5...

Posted by COMTE | January 9, 2008 2:15 PM
7

Vegan zombies demand "Grains! Grrrrrainnnns!" so maybe somebody was working on a variation.

Posted by Skip | January 9, 2008 2:27 PM
8

Skip FTW! That was hilarious.

Posted by skweetis | January 9, 2008 2:28 PM
9

Maybe it rips you to shreds and then composts your body for its organic garden?

(...and then by is just amazed at how it all grows.)

Posted by lostboy | January 9, 2008 2:35 PM
10

Um.

Charlie Bush?

Am I close?

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 9, 2008 4:21 PM
11

How did you get my 1992 drivers license picture?

Posted by RainMan | January 9, 2008 5:00 PM
12

Question: can cannibals be vegans?

Posted by w7ngman | January 9, 2008 5:31 PM
13

RE: 12

yes. as long as the cannibalized person wanted to be eaten//wasn't harvested for their food. most of the vegans i know (i am one but think this argument is really...odd) think that people can eat humans if a human agrees to be eaten because humans have the capacity to understand and agree. i mean i guess not eating them would be a waste? i don't know.

they still can't buy wool though!

Posted by Cook | January 9, 2008 5:35 PM
14

Only if they're vegetables.

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 9, 2008 5:40 PM
15

Looks an awful lot like Josh Feit.

Posted by doodles | January 9, 2008 7:14 PM
16

Sirius Black!

Posted by Joe in DE | January 10, 2008 5:07 AM
17

but 13, have they yet resolved the argument about swallowing semen? and what about vag secretions? never even heard that one addressed. i guess if the semen consents...no, wait, um...oh, forget it.

Posted by ellarosa | January 10, 2008 9:37 AM
18

He looks like one of those poor white boys begging for spare change on Broadway.

Y'all is crazy.

Posted by Shaniqua | January 10, 2008 9:53 AM
19

so, you can't buy wool, but you can eat consenting humans....hm. and what about swallowing semen? was that one ever resolved? if the semen consents? what about vag secretions?

Posted by ellarosa | January 10, 2008 10:00 AM
20

the posting process is so weird sometimes...why would a post not show, so you re-type and post, and then suddenly both are there?

Posted by ellarosa | January 10, 2008 10:02 AM

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