From the glories of Craigslist:

Theatre director needed

Date: 2008-01-06, 5:38PM

There is no theatre category on Craig’s list, so I am posting here.

I am a nutritionist/performer, and I am mounting a show in April, ‘08, at the Museum of History and Industry (MOHAI) in Seattle. My show is unique. No one has ever performed nutrition before. I have written the script for a series of characters through which I speak about food, politics, illness, extreme health, and more. I need a director to help me realize these characters at their most entertaining and educational pinnacle. (That may not be grammatically correct, but you get my meaning.)

I have a Bachelor’s degree in Drama from the UW, and a Master’s degree in Nutrition from Bastyr University. I perform and speak on a semi-regular basis. I work well with directors.

Your pay will be based on a percentage of the ‘door’ at the McEachern Auditorium at MOHAI, a 300 seat venue. The exact percentage is negotiable.

I believe you will love this show. I do. Please email me and we can get together to see if we can work well together.

Thank you.

Thanks to Jake for the tip, thanks to commentor Comte for the title.