I'm sure it's a conscious decision on the part of the Indo-European hegemony to keep you down.

lmao. judah ftw!

Racist.

You look terrific. Use a wide toothed comb, they must have those.

Improvise-adapt-overcome.

In Florence years back there was a store called China Foods that nominally was an Asian food store but really was a one-stop shop for everything a non-Italian might need... Mexican food, American snacks, black hair care products. Of course in Florence there was also a black hair salon. There's a lot of Africans in Italy, no?

maybe you could ask that african bar owner in the meredith kircher/amanda knox case where he goes.

White folks use "afro picks" too - they're the best when you have long, tangly hair.

ride the nappy man. ride it.

Clearly, your only choice is to shave your head.

This is going to be the best movie ever.

Umm, you know....

@3 agreed. This is racist. Although when it's reverse we just ignore that tiny detail.

Maybe he should sue the country for not being sensitive to his hair needs? I'm sure there is American's with Disabilities Laws in Europe?

If not there should be.

Can't someone FEDEX you a pick? C'mon... help a brother out y'all.....

wow; a Charles post that makes him seem...gulp...HUMAN!!! and relatable!!

he has my vote now.

Behold… the hollow, dead, soulless eyes of the Marxist…

They had some in Venice and Florence - and probably did in Milan, but I don't remember seeing them.

It also appears that you haven't slept in a week. Party on, Charles.

You look good, nappy man! Don't fight the fuzz!

Do they have barbers in Perugia?

That's a long way for natty to be from home.

Actually, you should be able to find a barber with a good steel comb - in a pinch it will do.

Ooh, go buy a stylish hat, Charles. You'll look divine; problem solved.

Use a wide tooth comb negro. Your post is ignorant on purpose.

everyday nappy?

Pardon my ignorance, bu there's nothing in an entire town that you can use, like a serving fork or a pair of chopsticks?