2008 Mitt Romney to Greet My Friends and Family
posted by on January 4 at 12:12 PM
I just got a desperate email from Mitt Romney. Not a personal email (we’re no longer friends), but a mass email from Romney’s reeling campaign. Mitt says it’s not over—he’s right, of course, as there are plenty more humiliating defeats coming his way before this is over—and asks me to invite five friends to join Team Mitt.
But what’s in it for me?
I’ll even record a customized voicemail greeting for your cell phone if you’d like. Imagine the surprise your friends will get when they call.
And Mitt will record a customized voicemail greeting for your cell phone too—for a contribution of $25. Just click here.
Wow thats Ron Paul level suckassery
so? hillary will get monica lewinsky to suck your dick for $12.99
I want him to record "Let's be tolerent of one another, cept for those faggots, they're bad. Tbank you from the tolerent Romney family."
I'd rather have Carl Kasell do my voice mail greeting...
Man who doesn't want Carl Kasell to do their voice mail greeting?
What Adrian! said.
What about Carl Malone?
Smell the Mitt
"Please leave a message for this homosexual family, whose lifestyle of sodomy and alcoholism, I wholeheartedly endorse."
My name is Mitt Romney, and I endorse this telephone answering machine message.
No chance. However, if he can arrange for me to get Carl Kassel to record my answering machine message, then I'd be willing to negotiate.
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