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Friday, January 4, 2008

Mitt Romney to Greet My Friends and Family

posted by on January 4 at 12:12 PM

I just got a desperate email from Mitt Romney. Not a personal email (we’re no longer friends), but a mass email from Romney’s reeling campaign. Mitt says it’s not over—he’s right, of course, as there are plenty more humiliating defeats coming his way before this is over—and asks me to invite five friends to join Team Mitt.

But what’s in it for me?

Ill even record a customized voicemail greeting for your cell phone if youd like. Imagine the surprise your friends will get when they call.

And Mitt will record a customized voicemail greeting for your cell phone too—for a contribution of $25. Just click here.

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Wow thats Ron Paul level suckassery

Posted by Giffy | January 4, 2008 12:25 PM

so? hillary will get monica lewinsky to suck your dick for $12.99

Posted by adrian | January 4, 2008 12:43 PM

I want him to record "Let's be tolerent of one another, cept for those faggots, they're bad. Tbank you from the tolerent Romney family."

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | January 4, 2008 12:49 PM

I'd rather have Carl Kasell do my voice mail greeting...

Posted by COMTE | January 4, 2008 12:49 PM

Man who doesn't want Carl Kasell to do their voice mail greeting?

Posted by kid icarus | January 4, 2008 1:26 PM

What Adrian! said.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 4, 2008 1:51 PM

What about Carl Malone?

Posted by Greg | January 4, 2008 2:46 PM

Smell the Mitt

Posted by John_Bigboote | January 4, 2008 3:23 PM

"Please leave a message for this homosexual family, whose lifestyle of sodomy and alcoholism, I wholeheartedly endorse."

Posted by Gitai | January 4, 2008 5:18 PM

My name is Mitt Romney, and I endorse this telephone answering machine message.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | January 4, 2008 6:45 PM

No chance. However, if he can arrange for me to get Carl Kassel to record my answering machine message, then I'd be willing to negotiate.

Posted by CheshireKatz | January 4, 2008 10:30 PM

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