That place is TOO FUCKING SMALL for an open invitation to slog readers. I don't know why MOE is the bar de jour of The Stranger's staffers, but it sucks. It's expensive and slow and way too fucking crowded.
$2 per drink is hardly expensive, Carollani. And if you're talking about the food, uh, you're really not supposed to order it. It's there for a reason and that reason is stupid.
BTW, when are you going to give up the whole lesbian chiq thing? Just cause you ate a little snatch in college, doesn't mean you are a dyed in the wool dyke.
Some of us like it there. I for one have enjoyed going and being completely anonymous while watching you shit heads from afar.
Actually, Carollani, I used to live for many years with an older woman who was mostly lesbian from about 20 to 27, so it's not as fixed for some women as you think.
Think of it as a spectrum, a continuum of desire, with some women at the tail ends, but a lot in between.
Guys are usually a double-tail cluster - we tend to be on one end of the spectrum or the other.
We all have to realize that our choice may not be what's best or what's right for someone else.
Well, except for ecce homo, he's kind of rude with the whole anonymous thing ...
Well, when you decide to grow up and be an adult, let us know. Until, if that whole fake lesbian, I was ignored/abused by men, I watched too much MTV, tre-chiq rug muncher thing gets old. Just remember that kiss that madonna laid on britney.
Frankly, I have never seen a faker lesbian than you.
And I'll just remain anonymous, thanks. I gotz no need to know any of you dumb fucks.
I think the Slog events are hosted here 'cause it's the last bar on Capitol Hill that allows the entire notoriously drunken Stranger staff on the premises, other than Liberty. That, or Keck or Savage own a piece of it...
I think the Crescent would be the ideal location for this event. It's the ultimate Slog bar; predominately gay and predominately trashy...
Posted by
michael strangeways |
January 31, 2008 11:49 AM
I love being the one you choose to focus your attention on Ecce! Thank you thank you thank you! Now that a man is paying attention to me I'm feeling straighter already. You cured my gayness!
Sidebar: In what respect do you wish I'd grow up? Is it my sexuality that you fear is immature? What about lesbianism do you think is immature? Or is it just me? What exactly do you think you know about me Ecce?
Okay Ecce Homo!! YOU HAVE PISSED ME OFF ENOUGH!!! I am GOING Tuesday and my secret identity will be finally revealed!!!! Who is Cato the Younger Younger? A gay man? A straight woman? Perhaps I am Karl Rove in a airport restroom!
I am going to find you Ecce Homo and KICK YOU RACIST ASS!!!!
Posted by
Cato the Younger Younger |
January 31, 2008 12:41 PM
Sorry. As soon as I saw that image this morning I ran full sprint to find someone who could make it look better, smarter, less like a bite on Slog Happy. I didn't realize that doing so would wreck your perfect sarcasm.
Posted by
Amy Kate Horn |
January 31, 2008 1:24 PM
@16: I say we take over Finn's. Or maybe Earl's; kick out all the frat guys out and we could finally have a pool table. There's also the College Inn Pub, which is dark but roomy and pretty laid back.
@23 - Yes, as much as I would enjoy having one of these gatherings in our neighborhood, you have to realize that bringing outsiders to the U-District is like pulling teeth, especially if your idea of good bar for the occasion is Finn's or Earl's (aka fratbar 1 and 2). At least suggest the Monkey, or maybe the Knarr, if you want to be taken remotely seriously (even then, you probably won't)
Posted by
Hernandez (lives in the U-District) |
January 31, 2008 1:49 PM
Look, I considered the situation carefully before making my recommendations. Since you asked, here is some of the background: Finn's and Earl's don't turn into frat bars until 9 PM (well, 8 for Earl's). I have never heard of the Monkey or Knarr. Kai's, which would ordinarily have been one of my first choices, is too tiny. Big Time is good but doesn't have a decent TV. Blue Moon is squalid and cramped. The Ram is hard to get to by bus and is constantly flooded with sports fans who would attack you if you tried to turn the TV to the debates. Tommy's is gone after that guy got shot, the Irish Emigrant is too far north, Dante's is about as skeezy as U district bars get, and the Northlake takes forever to get food.
Blue Moon is squalid but not cramped. And we'll be watching Super Tuesday returns as well, I'm sure, but I'm gonna try and make it to Moe's 'cause I'll be able to for once.
Ecce Dear, remember you restraining orders! No Metro, no Sound Transit, No yellow or Orange cab, and you're to stay away from the Consolidated Freightways truck yard. They really mean it, Ecce!!
And no more Club Z afterwards. They weren't "just kidding", dear.
And don't you DARE show up here! The Colonel is still angry with you for breaking the toilet and stepping on the Pomerainian, and that neighbor you sang to went out and bought a firearm.
Posted by
Catalina Vel-DuRay |
February 1, 2008 6:32 AM
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how do i get a free plasma tv?
Free plasma TVs? You don't say.
Oh, and yay.
Already have my own party plans, but great idea!
I think my vision is fucked. I don't see Obama anywhere on the image.
That place is TOO FUCKING SMALL for an open invitation to slog readers. I don't know why MOE is the bar de jour of The Stranger's staffers, but it sucks. It's expensive and slow and way too fucking crowded.
$2 per drink is hardly expensive, Carollani. And if you're talking about the food, uh, you're really not supposed to order it. It's there for a reason and that reason is stupid.
It's nice being jammed together.
What, no "pussy" for you to snag Carollani?
BTW, when are you going to give up the whole lesbian chiq thing? Just cause you ate a little snatch in college, doesn't mean you are a dyed in the wool dyke.
Some of us like it there. I for one have enjoyed going and being completely anonymous while watching you shit heads from afar.
Yeah that's great, Ecce. Speaking of pussy, when are you going to give up the whole anonymous little creep act?
Dear Ecce Homo,
Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha! "...no 'pussy' for you to snag..." Hahahahahahahahaha. You're a special kind of word smith sweetie. Keep it up!
Hopefully forever. No one wants to actually see what ecco looks like.
Wine isn't $2, either. More like EIGHT fucking dollars, never so much as a happy minute on it either.
By the way, I'm 27... the lesbian thing isn't a phase. Both you and my mother should just get that by now.
Actually, Carollani, I used to live for many years with an older woman who was mostly lesbian from about 20 to 27, so it's not as fixed for some women as you think.
Think of it as a spectrum, a continuum of desire, with some women at the tail ends, but a lot in between.
Guys are usually a double-tail cluster - we tend to be on one end of the spectrum or the other.
We all have to realize that our choice may not be what's best or what's right for someone else.
Well, except for ecce homo, he's kind of rude with the whole anonymous thing ...
hug it out people.
27 oooooo you got the world by the balls huh...
Well, when you decide to grow up and be an adult, let us know. Until, if that whole fake lesbian, I was ignored/abused by men, I watched too much MTV, tre-chiq rug muncher thing gets old. Just remember that kiss that madonna laid on britney.
Frankly, I have never seen a faker lesbian than you.
And I'll just remain anonymous, thanks. I gotz no need to know any of you dumb fucks.
This thread is the Sloggiest slog EVUH!! COOL!
I think the Slog events are hosted here 'cause it's the last bar on Capitol Hill that allows the entire notoriously drunken Stranger staff on the premises, other than Liberty. That, or Keck or Savage own a piece of it...
I think the Crescent would be the ideal location for this event. It's the ultimate Slog bar; predominately gay and predominately trashy...
I'm still holding out hopelessly for something north of the Ship Canal.
Well, line up some drink specials and send it to editor@thestranger.com, Fnarf.
I love being the one you choose to focus your attention on Ecce! Thank you thank you thank you! Now that a man is paying attention to me I'm feeling straighter already. You cured my gayness!
Sidebar: In what respect do you wish I'd grow up? Is it my sexuality that you fear is immature? What about lesbianism do you think is immature? Or is it just me? What exactly do you think you know about me Ecce?
Can't we all just finger each other and get it over with?
Okay Ecce Homo!! YOU HAVE PISSED ME OFF ENOUGH!!! I am GOING Tuesday and my secret identity will be finally revealed!!!! Who is Cato the Younger Younger? A gay man? A straight woman? Perhaps I am Karl Rove in a airport restroom!
I am going to find you Ecce Homo and KICK YOU RACIST ASS!!!!
You edited the image without making a note of it. Now we sound like tards @ 1 & 2. Sniff.
Sorry. As soon as I saw that image this morning I ran full sprint to find someone who could make it look better, smarter, less like a bite on Slog Happy. I didn't realize that doing so would wreck your perfect sarcasm.
@16: I say we take over Finn's. Or maybe Earl's; kick out all the frat guys out and we could finally have a pool table. There's also the College Inn Pub, which is dark but roomy and pretty laid back.
I get itchy when I go to the East Side -- east of I-5, that is -- so could we make it the Blue Star?
@23, maybe you just need to come to terms with leaving the UD.
@22
Oh, did it ever. Fuckin' foiled.
Blue Star is a bit far tho - hard to get to from the Hill. Try for something in the U Dist ... or Fremont.
@23 - Yes, as much as I would enjoy having one of these gatherings in our neighborhood, you have to realize that bringing outsiders to the U-District is like pulling teeth, especially if your idea of good bar for the occasion is Finn's or Earl's (aka fratbar 1 and 2). At least suggest the Monkey, or maybe the Knarr, if you want to be taken remotely seriously (even then, you probably won't)
Look, I considered the situation carefully before making my recommendations. Since you asked, here is some of the background: Finn's and Earl's don't turn into frat bars until 9 PM (well, 8 for Earl's). I have never heard of the Monkey or Knarr. Kai's, which would ordinarily have been one of my first choices, is too tiny. Big Time is good but doesn't have a decent TV. Blue Moon is squalid and cramped. The Ram is hard to get to by bus and is constantly flooded with sports fans who would attack you if you tried to turn the TV to the debates. Tommy's is gone after that guy got shot, the Irish Emigrant is too far north, Dante's is about as skeezy as U district bars get, and the Northlake takes forever to get food.
Kate's Easy Street Pub. 45th is the new Broadway.
Blue Moon is squalid but not cramped. And we'll be watching Super Tuesday returns as well, I'm sure, but I'm gonna try and make it to Moe's 'cause I'll be able to for once.
where is 45th?
I admit that I forgot to mention Die Bierstube, mostly because I've never been there and don't know where it is.
66th and Roosevelt. Pretty small place, though.
Ecce Dear, remember you restraining orders! No Metro, no Sound Transit, No yellow or Orange cab, and you're to stay away from the Consolidated Freightways truck yard. They really mean it, Ecce!!
And no more Club Z afterwards. They weren't "just kidding", dear.
And don't you DARE show up here! The Colonel is still angry with you for breaking the toilet and stepping on the Pomerainian, and that neighbor you sang to went out and bought a firearm.
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