City Magnolia’s Rodent Stud Farm
posted by January 23 at 14:17 PMon
Now I know where to go when I need a Guinea pig or some other rodent for, well, that’s between me and the rodents—which I can acquire from the white van parked parked by the train tracks across from the Boxcar. From Sleepless in Magnolia:
This creep was parked for the majority of saturday down by the train tracks accross from the Boxcar watering hole. Out of sheer curiosity and annoyance I decided to investigate. When I approached the rear of the van (which was open) I saw no less than a dozen small animal wire cages lining the inside of the van, and a potent odor of cigarettes and animal waste. When I asked this man what he was doing, he proudly told me “I’m sellin’ them guineas!!” He proceeded to tell me that he breeds guinea pigs and other rodents in high numbers and sells them around the neighboorhood. There were no license plates, but I immediatley called 911 to report what I’d seen. The officers assured me they would look into it. I am disgusted by what I saw and hope that this neighboorhood does not become some sort of RODENT STUD FARM as a result of this man’s filthy habit and fetish. Has anyone else seen this monster?
Rodent fetishist? Or enterprising small businessman?
Thanks to Slog tipper CJ.