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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

I’m Never Having Kids

posted by on January 15 at 10:53 AM

If everything I’ve ever done to my parents came back to me, in some twofold karmageddon, my kids would be like this…

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She is the most irritating reporter I've ever seen. I just want to slap her. The kid is beyond help, maybe a week in hard core prison would open his "world" a little.

Posted by muggims | January 15, 2008 11:03 AM

Genius. Modular Records signs this kid in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by Eric Grandy | January 15, 2008 11:11 AM

That kid NEEDS TO PAY! It was his fault to invite people to his establishment, serve alcohol, and then fail to control those drunk invitees from destroying property near his establishment.

Posted by Medina | January 15, 2008 11:14 AM

Well muggy, she's only saying what the asstard's parents should be saying.

Of course, with the Slog's crowd, he will probably be the hero of the page.

what a waste...

Posted by observer | January 15, 2008 11:15 AM

I just liked how aggressive she was. It was like she was half a second away from saying, "I'm going to beat the shit out of you, you little shit, please take off your glasses so we can see how stoned you still are."

Posted by Joshua | January 15, 2008 11:15 AM

i love that kid!
best part is the end - 'i suggest you go take a good long hard look at yourself'. 'i have, everyone has, they love it'. brilliant.

Posted by jay | January 15, 2008 11:16 AM

That reporter is awful. Her attempting to play disciplinarian made her look like an idiot when he just shrugged it off, and made him look like a hero to all of his peers.

Posted by Vasya | January 15, 2008 11:18 AM

What a scold and a bore that reporter is. The kid is right - the party was a total success, and his glasses are famous. The apologies offered by most people on TV are completely fatuous anyway (Mel Gibson much? Michael Vick? Kramer?) so it's cool that he refuses to be sorry. I'm sick of this rainy and uptight town! I'm going to Melbourne!

Posted by Gurldoggie | January 15, 2008 11:21 AM

Its not the idiots watching the news that need to be apologized to, its the actual people effected. He should refuse to apologize to that jackal. She is just trying to fuel her and her audience's self-righteous indignation.

Posted by vooodooo84 | January 15, 2008 11:28 AM

This is why Gawd invented the ball-gag.

I'd still hit it (after he turns 18, of course, and he can even wear the glasses. It'll be better that way).

Posted by Original Andrew | January 15, 2008 11:30 AM

Why is that reporter taking it upon herself to scold that dumb kid? Is that really reporting?

Posted by Carollani | January 15, 2008 11:33 AM

theyre aussies, they cant help themselves, they drink like fish, specially in Melbourne. that reporter sounds like Lauren Jackson. i wish joyce taylor would be that funny. our local reporters here are so boring.

Posted by SeMe | January 15, 2008 11:35 AM

What #9 and #11 said. Self-righteous cow.

Posted by LeslieC | January 15, 2008 11:40 AM

Somehow, I think his parents deserve everything they're getting.

Posted by NapoleonXIV | January 15, 2008 12:00 PM

That reporter goaded the guy into bragging. The more she tried to humiliate him the more he was backed into a cultural corner of having to act cool. Watch how he starts willing to recognize there were things to apologize for and finishes off gloating at the results.

Weird shit.

Besides, Australians love a party!

Posted by cracked | January 15, 2008 12:03 PM

He will be the future Leader of Oz or he will be dead by 30.

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | January 15, 2008 12:03 PM

Why are those mutually exclusive goals, SB?

Posted by NapoleonXIV | January 15, 2008 12:14 PM

He's a douche. But really, is it his fault that his party guests couldn't control themselves, and vandalized neighboring property? Isn't this the same thing as when people leave a club in downtown Seattle and start causing trouble? I thought you guys were against holding the club responsible for that. Isn't this the same thing?

He should apologize for his brain-dead demeanor and lack of fashion sense. But the responsibility for everything else lies with the actual perpetrators, not this tragic Cobain worshipper.

Posted by Matthew | January 15, 2008 12:36 PM

I thought the reporter was great to back him into a corner like that -- gave him an opportunity to show how vain and arrogant he is. Some kids will think it's cool, but you can bet others will look at this and suddenly realize, "oh my god, he really is an idiot!"

Posted by Irena | January 15, 2008 1:01 PM

nice pecs.

Posted by konstantConsumer | January 15, 2008 1:07 PM

I'd fuck him.

Posted by johnnie | January 15, 2008 1:09 PM

Thank goodness we've seen now that it's not just American kids who are idiots!

Posted by Johnny | January 15, 2008 1:23 PM

That reporter is a dish.

Yeah, she's alright by me.

Posted by Wow wow wee wow | January 15, 2008 1:50 PM

I'd fuck her. Hot Aussie goodness

Posted by random poster | January 15, 2008 2:13 PM

One man's douche is another man's hero.

Posted by DJSauvage | January 15, 2008 2:42 PM

poor judgment on behalf of the news staff for thinking it would be a good idea to give this kid the spotlight. this shit is hilarious. he's being an idiot, she's rewarding his idiocy.

Posted by greg | January 16, 2008 12:35 AM

He's a hottie. I'd fuck him, but I'm not sure I'd want to stick around for the conversation after.

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Posted by Rebecca98 | January 29, 2008 6:48 PM

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