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Brilliant.

Posted by Mr. Poe | January 8, 2008 11:37 AM
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Cat's urine - Your cat is into golden showers, or little Timmy has been snacking at the litter box.

Posted by Benito Juarez | January 8, 2008 11:37 AM
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Cock - your child is gay.

Posted by monkey | January 8, 2008 12:07 PM
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Brendan, you missed the best one:

Garlic - arsenic, phosphorus, organic phosphate insecticides, or thallium poisoning

Apparently, one should think of arsenic or thallium poisining when your kid has garlic breath, but not about that shrimp scampi they had for dinner!

Posted by JohnnyC | January 8, 2008 12:31 PM
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Bitter almonds - cyanide poisoning? It's the parents' home autopsy guide!

Posted by meganc | January 8, 2008 1:32 PM

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