Slog - Comments on Hitchhiked Her Way Across The USA, Plucked Her Eyebrows On The Way...

Comment by Jubilation T. Cornball

Jubilation T. Cornball — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:39:19 -0800

Some strippers and porn stars can be hard-looking women. But, just for the sheer thrill of it all, I'm voting: TRANNY.

Comment by poster Girl

poster Girl — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:44:35 -0800

M2F

Comment by supersmeller

supersmeller — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 12:54:10 -0800

She's all boy.

Comment by Paulus

Paulus — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:03:16 -0800

What's that fluid running out of their belly buttons?

Comment by randomstraightguy

randomstraightguy — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:14:49 -0800

Um are these representative of the type of women in the show? How sad

Comment by tomasyalba

tomasyalba — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:16:35 -0800

Def. something about her ribcage jutting reminds me of trannies I've knelt before...

The show has a Myspace page! "Choreographed by Cris Judd and Tiger Martina, the FANTASY adult revue features sultry costumes and stimulating dance numbers that tempt audiences with just the right amount of seduction."

Cris Judd - formerly Mr. J-Lo, no?
Tiger Martina - The black sheep of Dina's family?

Comment by isabelita

isabelita — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:17:06 -0800

Anne Coulter, moonlighting again...

Comment by RainMan

RainMan — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:27:38 -0800

@7: One more reason not to Slog while drinking: Isabelita, I nearly spat my beverage of choice all over my keyboard from laughing. Bravo!!

Comment by Jo

Jo — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 13:31:02 -0800

It's a man, baby.

Comment by wench

wench — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:21:12 -0800

I vote man. At least originally. Couple of things - the shape at the base of the neck, the muscle that runs above the hip towards the front is shaped strangely (well, strangely for a woman), and the leg muscle looks pretty masculine to me.

I can't find a chart with quite the muscles I'm looking for here - but if you compare the one on the left with the one in the middle you can see the difference.

Comment by amp

amp — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 14:42:22 -0800

Looks like Chris Crocker's finally found work.

Comment by KariMD in Canada

KariMD in Canada — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 15:30:06 -0800

The muscle is called the sartorius and is much more developed and prominent in men.

Comment by violet_dagrinder

violet_dagrinder — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:07:33 -0800

Tranny, for sure.

Comment by CripKev

CripKev — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 16:15:09 -0800

Another clue ..... the hand is covered up (not just the adam's apple). If that's not a man, I'll give up masturbating for a week.

Comment by Y.F.

Y.F. — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:06:10 -0800

I vote M2F, too. The only way I'd have for sure of telling male or female would be to see her standing straight, face forward. If the shoulders are wider than the hips, bio male. If the hips are wider than the shoulders, bio female. At least that's according to my Anthro 101 prof. That's how they used to id skeletons before DNA tests. Only works on the ones that are post puberty.

Comment by elenchos

elenchos — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:32:48 -0800

Well it says in big capital letters "FANTASY" not "REALITY." It's like debating whether Han shot first.

Comment by angelfish

angelfish — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:40:39 -0800

Check out her myspace. 100% female for sure.

Comment by xx

xx — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 17:43:14 -0800

looks like paris hilton's head grafted on a tranny body.

Comment by wench

wench — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:19:38 -0800

Thanks, @12! I couldn't for the life of me track it down - the closest I came was some kind of tendon.

And where did you find the myspace page, @17? I tried to get a list of the people in it, but all I got was reviews.

Comment by Elle Emenope

Elle Emenope — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 18:37:57 -0800

I'm sorry to say that I've SEEN that show - and that lovely young man definitely wasn't a part of their line up.

...

Too bad. It would've been a better show.

Comment by Epimetheus

Epimetheus — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:08:26 -0800

While I don't think I've seen much more than a head shot, (http://www.amazon.com/Savage-Love-Straight-Americas-Columnist/dp/0452278155) bizarre link, seems they shortened "Straight Answers from" (BTW I bought a copy back when it was new)
it wouldn't take too much retouching (and a wig) for that to be Dan.

Comment by ams

ams — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 19:30:12 -0800

As we learned on Maury, it is sometimes simply impossible to tell, and always the one you least expect. Dan is F2M!

Comment by giannissima

giannissima — Sat, 12 Jan 2008 23:06:56 -0800

nothing about the blonde is feminine to me except the hair and lack of bulge.

Comment by trina

trina — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:43:41 -0800

My guy and I were in Vegas last June for his step-sister's wedding, stayed at the Luxor, and that FANTASY thing and Carrot Top were playing then too. I don't know how Vegas works, but apparently that's the only show that's ever there?

And I vote tranny.

Comment by trina

trina — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:46:13 -0800

Wait, actually it was June 2006 when we were in Vegas. So at least two-and-a-half years of Carrot Top and FANTASY women at the Luxor. Nice.

Comment by trina

trina — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:48:17 -0800

Sorry, I can't do math. More like one-and-a-half years. I guess I'm already living in my own FANTASY, where Bush is no longer president.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:57:39 -0800

This is their strip show lineup? Blech. Aren't these supposed to be for men who like women, not men who like skeletons?

Comment by rdm

rdm — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 13:24:57 -0800

Ya know, when I see posters like that, I look up to heaven and thank god I'm a fag. Do straight men really find that attractive? Did Stripper on the Left really think that the jaunty hat and bizarre choker would appeal to their adoring straight fans?

Heterosexuality makes no sense to me.