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No one deserves to be brutally murdered in the street. Well, some do, but Big Guys with guns show up at your house if you nominate the obvious.

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | January 25, 2008 4:45 PM

That looks nothing like the suspect sketch.

Posted by Jason Josephes | January 25, 2008 4:47 PM

wow--he looks just like his police sketch!

Posted by adrian! | January 25, 2008 4:47 PM


Posted by heywhatsit | January 25, 2008 4:50 PM

Shouldn't we wait until we know for sure before we begin with the crucifixion campaign?

Posted by Speaking of Fucking Unfair ... | January 25, 2008 4:55 PM


Posted by ecce homo | January 25, 2008 5:00 PM

I suck.

Posted by ecce homo | January 25, 2008 5:06 PM

He looks like he just crawled out of a spider hole.

Posted by joykiller | January 25, 2008 5:08 PM

And here you had me and my son thinking a young 20-something guy with a hat was the attacker ...

He looks like a Republican, so he's probably a murderer.

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 25, 2008 5:13 PM

A white man! God help us if it had been a black man!

Posted by Sargon Bighorn | January 25, 2008 5:49 PM

Obviously there's a problem of crime within the white community and it's about time they fucking took responsibility as a community for it.

Posted by Donolectic | January 25, 2008 6:53 PM

groan. this is going to be a fucked up jury pool. God help us, Black Diamond.

Posted by jseattle | January 25, 2008 8:30 PM

I wouldn't want to be murdered by anybody pretty either though. I dunno; I guess I'm just a candyass like that. I don't suppose I'd be going all "Hot-cha-cha" if Brad Pitt was holding a knife to my throat. No. Probably, if I was getting murdered I'd at least try to kick 'em in the nuts. Last word kind of shit, you know.

Posted by Some Big Pansy I Guess | January 25, 2008 10:13 PM

Exactly. It's so much better when you're slaughtered by a hot guy. Just ask Gianni Versace. He'll back me (and Dan) up on this.

Posted by Donovan | January 25, 2008 10:25 PM

Yeah, the police sketch was RIGHT ON! Wow, I am impressed with the sketch that would keep you safe and help you catch the murderer. GOOD JOB SPD!!!

Posted by Cato the Younger Younger | January 26, 2008 9:52 AM

Well, to be fair, the composite sketch was based on the testimony of a single witness who saw the perp moving away from them.

But, you'd think the witness would have noticed the guy appeared to be a lot older than the sketch implied.

In any case, dude looks like a complete nut-job, so unfortunately, I predict he'll get off on some sort of mental-incompentency plea-bargain. But, at least they'll lock him away at Steilacoom or somewhere similar, and he'll never get a chance to kill anyone else - except maybe himself.

And yes, ecce, you do. So refreshing to see you say so!

Posted by COMTE | January 26, 2008 10:38 AM

Can someone clue me in as to why I care more about Shannon Harps than, say, Dar'Rel Miller?

Cause Harps was young, white, and middle class?

Posted by K | January 26, 2008 3:50 PM

@17 - exactly. But exceptions are made for pop singers and supermodels.

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 26, 2008 4:50 PM

He looks like Saddam Hussein when he came out from hiding.

Posted by Freaked-out 15th-Ave. Rez | January 26, 2008 6:42 PM

Um, the sketch lookings *nothing* like this guy. The sketch looked like every hot straight guy in Seattle. This guy looks like a friggin' lunatic.

Posted by Pussy Dunkin Hines | January 28, 2008 10:41 AM

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