Comments on Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father...

Was the mother a neo-nazi?

When I was young I thought people were inherently good and it was circumstances or experiences that made them act evil.

Now that I'm older, the world has taught me one thing. Some people are just fucking evil to the deepest recesses of their black withered up hearts.

Sometimes it makes me wish I were gullable enough to believe in God. At least then I'd have faith that they'd burn in hell for all of eternity.

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*Right* after the gym post? Really?

Dan Savage and girl-boners: he giveth and he taketh away.

I have to ask though: was the meat tender after it was taken out of the microwave? Everytime I microwave meat it is really tough and rubbery.

There's no way I could cram a 1-month-old baby in my microwave.

This sounds like an episode of CSI.

This sounds like that urban legend about the babysitter on LSD.

WTF. My mom is a nurse at Children's and has been taking care of that shaken baby, reported here just a few days ago, and we were shaking our heads at how someone could do THAT. Microwaving is a whole 'nother world of fucked up.

This is why we recommend you use the defrost setting.

joking about dead babies... i don't know... i don't know...

Creepy....that's exactly what my uncle's ex-girlfriend did to her baby! I never knew if she did that before they started seeing each other though.

I'm trying, really trying, to wrap my mind around the idea that someone thought, even for a moment, "Hey, I know, let's put the Baby in the Microwave!" and thought that was a Good Idea. I mean, was it wet? cold? underdone? What problem were they attempting to resolve in this manner?

I'm failing.

Um, what the FUCK?!

and, as others have said, wow, how did they get the door closed?

"as others have said, wow, how did they get the door closed?"

Must be a small baby or a big microwave. You can bet this will be a hot issue for both the prosecutor and the defense. All it takes is a picture of the microwave.

If it is true, it is all worlds of fucked up.

Does the psychiatric establishment diagnose post-partum psychosis yet?

@15 I hope so; it's obviously the case.

Goddamnit Dan, that's crossing the line. You have already well proven your point that us 'Mos can't possibly be worse parents than the various murderous Breeders out there. But this post actually made me feel physically ill, and when I'm nauseas my gag reflex gets in the way of my sex life. Much as we want to raise children, my boyfriend and I resent that.