Slog - Comments on Every Child Deserves a Mother and a Father...

Comment by Fifty-Two-Eighty

Fifty-Two-Eighty — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:12:56 -0800

So like just yesterday you were going on about how much you liked E-stim.

Comment by Nic

Nic — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:29:38 -0800

How exactly can one use a stun gun to play peekaboo?

Comment by Marty

Marty — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:30:42 -0800

Maybe I'm just missing something, Savage, but it seems as if the majority of what you post indicates only one parent in abuse, and is seems as if it's almost always a male parent, related OR not. So are you advocating single motherhood and/or lesbians'-only parent-child households?
But the implication of not letting gays have children is well taken the rest of the time.

Comment by greg

greg — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:38:02 -0800

@2...

you just stick 'em with the stun gun while saying "PEEKABOO!" all wide-eyed, acting excited and surprised.

it works with knives and guns as well.

Comment by NapoleonXIV

NapoleonXIV — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 15:38:36 -0800

I'm trying to wrap my mind around that concept as well, No. 2.

Peek-a-boo! ZZZZZZZZZZZPPPPPPTTTTHHHT!

Comment by J.R.

J.R. — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 16:02:53 -0800

My youngsters prefer Pit Bull hide & seek.

Comment by bob

bob — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 19:56:30 -0800

"mistake on her part"? That's it, she made a mistake and we're sure she'll never do it again? Nice.

Comment by Mr. Poe

Mr. Poe — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 20:10:13 -0800

Dude.

Comment by LauraS

LauraS — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:53:30 -0800

Sad, so sad! hope he gets tazed and his wife too! ohhh, was that harsh? TOO BAD! they deserve it and to loose custody of the child! hey better yet, let the kid do the tazzing! he he

Comment by Geneva

Geneva — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:15:46 -0800

Here is my human species membership card, I'm done.

Comment by Johnny

Johnny — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 06:59:30 -0800

I play peek-a-boo with a crossbow.

Comment by Greg

Greg — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:15:39 -0800

Cool. When I become a father, can I just shoot other parents who are being horrible to their children? I can? Kthxbye.

Comment by Carollani

Carollani — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 09:09:07 -0800

@3: The point is that right wing nuts are always raving about how children deserve a father and mother. Just think how much better off that kid would be if he didn't have a daddy.

Comment by monkey

monkey — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:23:40 -0800

How fun would Pit Bull Taser Peek-A-Boo be?

Rule 1: Everyone must keep hot dogs in their pockets and a wet sponge between their teeth.

Aaaaaand GO!

Comment by Marty

Marty — Mon, 28 Jan 2008 12:10:59 -0800

@13 Or that daddy, anyway.