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MAN. what part of "all jail telephone calls are recorded" do people not understand?

Posted by konstantConsumer | January 23, 2008 3:15 PM

Wait, what's bad here?

Posted by A. | January 23, 2008 3:30 PM

Dan needs more dicks in his mouth.

Posted by newdick | January 23, 2008 3:48 PM

What's wrong?

A man has gotta have a social life... right?

Posted by Reality Check | January 23, 2008 4:42 PM

First thing: make sure, when you move into your house, that you get the bedroom walls redone with sound-dampening insulation. Then your kids can sleep through the night while you do crazy, crazy things with your wife, or lady friend, or both.

Posted by Greg | January 23, 2008 4:58 PM

He's following one of your rules for having affairs, Dan: Don't have sex with another man/woman in your marital bed!

Posted by Anna | January 23, 2008 5:09 PM

Surely he has a couch?

Posted by Dan Savage | January 23, 2008 5:11 PM

I find the closet works well. Then the kid will think there are monsters in the closet ...

Posted by Will in Seattle | January 23, 2008 5:40 PM
Posted by BGinLA | January 23, 2008 5:58 PM

This is what I call job security. Hope the kids get some therapy! and the dad gets some too and his parental rights taken away!!

Posted by Laura | January 23, 2008 8:11 PM

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