MAN. what part of "all jail telephone calls are recorded" do people not understand?
Wait, what's bad here?
Dan needs more dicks in his mouth.
What's wrong?
A man has gotta have a social life... right?
First thing: make sure, when you move into your house, that you get the bedroom walls redone with sound-dampening insulation. Then your kids can sleep through the night while you do crazy, crazy things with your wife, or lady friend, or both.
He's following one of your rules for having affairs, Dan: Don't have sex with another man/woman in your marital bed!
Surely he has a couch?
I find the closet works well. Then the kid will think there are monsters in the closet ...
This is what I call job security. Hope the kids get some therapy! and the dad gets some too and his parental rights taken away!!
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