Slog - Comments on Color Me Republican! http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican Dan made some comments below that forced me to realize something awful: I have two things in common with Mike Huckabee. (Besides our sexual attraction to little girl’s soiled clothing and a love of human-meat pie). The first? I hate Mitt Romney “soooooo much." The second? I never emotionally outgrew high school all that much either. (Who does? I ask you.) In light of this, I demand that everyone, everywhere refer to Mitt Romney only by his mean new nickname, which I have just made up like a snotty 16 year-old girl, and which is this: “Magic Underpants.” Magic Underpants!... Copyright 2008 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:10:43 -0800 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:26:01 -0800 http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.34 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss Comment by Me Which candidate should we be more scared of? The one who you KNOW is a crazy ass Christian, or the ones you suspect to be?

]]> Me http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904058 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904058 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:30:30 -0800 Comment by ellarosa the first time i saw this underwear i was disappointed. i had expected something freakier, i guess. this looks so simple and comfy, and a wee bit edwardian. i would have preferred something more along the lines of say, a hair shirt or chastity belt or ball clamp. too bad.

]]> ellarosa http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904098 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904098 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:47:16 -0800 Comment by Suz I've worn this underwear! Twenty years of being Mormon... thankfully I'm in recovery now!

Seriously though, of two evils, isn't Mitt the lesser? I despise both of these idiots but Huckabee has got to be the worst!

]]> Suz http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904114 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904114 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 12:56:55 -0800 Comment by kid icarus Okay, but you have to refer to McCain as Walnuts.

]]> kid icarus http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904122 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904122 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:05:27 -0800 Comment by It Thinks Its People Watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj3QAzSWVA4

You really think Huckabee is any less crazy than Romney? They're the same person, and we are all lucky that they'll never figure it out.

]]> It Thinks Its People http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904124 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904124 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:05:51 -0800 Comment by Chukie Awesome, make fun of an entire religion. Just because they haven't had the benefit of 2,000 years of editing doesn't make them any freakier than the Christians.

Frankly, the LDS take better care of their cities and poor than the Christians do anyway. I am not going to vote for a Republican, but if I get stuck with one, I would prefer one whose culture dictates some level of basic civic responsibility.

]]> Chukie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904129 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904129 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:10:58 -0800 Comment by Chukie Awesome, make fun of an entire religion. Just because they haven't had the benefit of 2,000 years of editing doesn't make them any freakier than the Christians.

Frankly, the LDS take better care of their cities and poor than the Christians do anyway. I am not going to vote for a Republican, but if I get stuck with one, I would prefer one whose culture dictates some level of basic civic responsibility.

]]> Chukie http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904130 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904130 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:11:05 -0800 Comment by NapoleonXIV I guess the Mormon I used to date really was an ex-Mormon.

Cuz' I never had to peel that crap off of him...

]]> NapoleonXIV http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904146 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904146 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:17:07 -0800 Comment by High school The most insidious part of Mormonism isn't the magic underwear (hot!), it's the fact that like 99.99% of all Mormon girls are really, really cute. HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN? So you're drooling and blue-balling, and then one of them says to you, "Hey, I like you. You want to go to temple with me sometime?" And you can't refuse those brown puppy-dog eyes. And then they've GOT you.

]]> High school http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904149 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904149 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:19:53 -0800 Comment by Lauren "When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life." -Mitt Romney

Oh yeah, Magic Underpants? So sperm are inanimate? I guess flagella are just decorative... haha, your magic underpants must be cutting off the circulation to your testicles, inanimate-sperm-magic-underpants man!

Maybe that was more middle school. Hmm...

]]> Lauren http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904191 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904191 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 13:46:21 -0800 Comment by J.R. @9: And then she gives birth to the next Osmond family.

]]> J.R. http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904240 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904240 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:17:51 -0800 Comment by w7ngman #9, mormon girls are easy.

]]> w7ngman http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904276 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904276 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:40:41 -0800 Comment by non Stop trying to make magic underpants happen! It's not going to happen!

]]> non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904295 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904295 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:56:16 -0800 Comment by clarity Of course magic underpants won't happen... there is no magic in those underpants! Craziness perhaps but no magic!

]]> clarity http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904370 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904370 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 15:55:05 -0800 Comment by michael strangeways Patrick Wilson wearing this underwear in Angels in America was HOT!!

]]> michael strangeways http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904425 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904425 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 16:35:41 -0800 Comment by non @14

It was just a play on a Mean Girls (movie) quite

]]> non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904510 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904510 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:25:24 -0800 Comment by non @14

Twas a play on a quote from the movie Mean Girls ;)

]]> non http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904512 http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/01/color_me_republican#c904512 Mon, 21 Jan 2008 17:26:01 -0800