Color Me Republican!
posted by January 21 at 12:10 PMon
Dan made some comments below that forced me to realize something awful: I have two things in common with Mike Huckabee. (Besides our sexual attraction to little girl’s soiled clothing and a love of human-meat pie). The first? I hate Mitt Romney “soooooo much.” The second? I never emotionally outgrew high school all that much either. (Who does? I ask you.) In light of this, I demand that everyone, everywhere refer to Mitt Romney only by his mean new nickname, which I have just made up like a snotty 16 year-old girl, and which is this:
Magic Underpants! I know!
Acceptable usage includes: “Heeeeey, Magic Underpants! Why don’t you go have your twenty niece/wives wash your magic underpants, Magic Underpants!”, or, “Ohhh…are your magic underpants gonna protect you from John McCain, Magic Underpants?” or, “Would you like a cup of coffee…whoops! I spilt it all over your magic underpants, Magic Underpants!”, or, “Why, that’s a fascinating take on national security—-can we see your magic underpants?” and so forth.